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Lady Gaga & R. Kelly
He wore leather pants. She wore no pants. The performance of ''Do What U Want'' by Lady Gaga and R. Kelly — which started with the exchange, ''President Kelly, what are you hungry for?'' and ''I want that... Italian,'' and ended with the POTUS rejecting his sequin-clad secretary because their photos ended up on Instagram, or something — was, obviously, far and away the most important performance of the night. It was also a blast, and would not benefit from any special analysis.
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Jennifer Lopez
Salsa great Celia Cruz, who died in 2003, would not have been disappointed by J. Lo's tribute — unless she was one to be disappointed by three real-time costume changes, a 44-year-old woman dancing salsa with two men at once, and that same 44-year-old woman performing acrobatics we couldn't imagine, say, Taylor Swift even attempting. (That 44-year-old woman was Jennifer Lopez, just to be clear.) In a word? Wowza.
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