But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh what a tangled web we have cause
One thing I never asked was where the **** my deadbeat dad was
**** it I guess he had trouble keeping up with every address
But I'd have flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus
Own a collection of maps and followed my kids to the edge of the atlas
Someone ever moved them from me, that you could bet your asses
If I had to come down the chimney dressed as Santa, kidnap 'em
And although one has only met their grandma once you pulled up
In our drive one night, as we were leaving to get some hamburgers
Me, her and Nate, we introduced you, hugged you
And as you left I had this overwhelming sadness
Come over me as we pulled off to go our separate paths, and
I saw your headlights as I looked back, and I'm mad I didn't get the chance
To thank you for being my mom and my dad, so Mom, please accept this
As a tribute I wrote this on the jet, I guess I had to get this off my chest
I hope I get the chance to lay it 'fore I'm dead
This song is so good
Why is that awful troll singing the hook
