[Allie]

ARTSHlT in general is just a cesspool of noise & cringeworthy puns. It actually gives me headaches when I listen to more than one song in a row.

[Ri_Ri_Rock]

Looks like Rihanna is the greatest thing of this generation.

[slobro]

260k+ with no televised promo during release week so far, she's coming for longevity

[Whatevaaaaa]

Originally posted by Cupid

To all the fallen monsters, it's not too late to jump on the true Queen of pop's bandwagon, 2014 is coming.

Times are NEVER that hard

[Jolie's Lips]

Originally posted by Drais.

I'm glad Bey hasn't released because she can watch the other girls and learn from their mistakes before she releases.

Gay anthems aren't in (Work Bitch)
Ballads arent either (Perfume)
Using weird lyrics doesn't work (Applause)
Metaphor overload & safer tracks are winning (Roar/Do What U Want)

I know Dope just debuted at 8, but that was most likely thanks to to the new streaming rule.

iTunes USA:

#11 - Applause
#50 - Work Bitch
#127 - Perfume

I know Applause ain't exactly a smash and it is the first Gaga lead single to not make IFPI (sigh) but let's not compare it to those 2 flops.

[GeezusHaberdash]

Originally posted by electroheart

the fact that not everyone can say they, not only got accepted into and attended Harvard, but that they graduated.



Accomplishments are accomplishments. MJ isn't even alive. So what... are his accomplishments worth nothing?

And btw, 2 year residency worth $30 million dollars =/= a job at mcdonalds in any analogy whatsoever.

hudjs @ u trying to justify working at McDonalds with a phd

hdjnfkm @ u comparing Britney's situation to a DEAD MANs who was about to start a 50 date tour at the 02 while Bert is stuck in Vegas with not even 1/4 the gross potential MJ had

nhjdfkm @ u thinking Bertney left as much of an impact on pop culture and has lasting impact that MJ has

njvckmf @ u being a Bertney stan like i expected

njdkmfgg @ all of this

[ChandlerBing]

Originally posted by Last Boy on Earth

All this is funnier when we remember how much hype, effort, promo and overall attention whoring gags does to all her songs and albums, this is hyisterical, what a great day to be alive

Drag the Molester and Gaga's career. Btw, I'm expecting that blog updated any minute now.

[highwayuni]

Originally posted by Nicole

Rob Fusari
Matthew Williams
Boomkack
The Chinese director of the Toxic video whose name I forget
The half-Chinese guy who used to dress her whose name I forget
Space Cowboy
Troy Carter
Perez Hilton
RedOne
Fernando Garibay

Who else that she cut out is laughing right now?

The parents of the girl she murdered
Her assistant/slave Jennifer who she tormented in court.

[aayAlex]

Better than anything on ARTPOP!

[Last Boy on Earth]

And when everyone thought Rih was going to chill a bit here she came with a feature song that not only kept her foot STOMPED on your faves necks but revived eminem's career too, Queen wait

[Giliap]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

1) And she still outgrossed every Rihana tour despite canceling.
2) Good for Rih. She does very well with singles. Could use more IFPI entries tho
3) Unapologetic has been gone missing from MediaTraffic since June.
4) Battleship once again lol
5) Gaga's overall score includes remix albums.
6) LMAO ur username! Y r u trying it?

1) But she had to cancel because her tour wasn't selling. Rihanna doesn't tour empty crowds.
2) Gaga's IFPI entries are about to be a distant memory
3) I said most... She barely promoted Unapologetic compared to her other albums
4) Machete Kills once again lol (at least rihanna looked hot as a navy girl. every second of gaga on screen in MK or anywhere really is cringeworthy and uncomfortable)
5) remix albums of **** albums. she deserved it
6) my username has nothing to do with this but I'll give it to you since you're obviously a BIT insecure at the moment.

[highwayuni]

The cruel Gaga lashings from every stan base. Julius Caesar teas

[RichGirlPlanet]

So now that the ARTPOP predictions are in, what are our predictions for Britney Jean?

[GeezusHaberdash]

i am really dead tho.
this n!gga str8 up said "who cares if u work at Mcdonalds as long as u got ur phd!!!" & then preceded to compare MJ's situation to Britney

u can NEVER argue with a Bert stan
just like they tried to push that "everyone cares what kinda soda Britney drinks!!!" angle a few weeks ago
... the pure DELUSION!

[Sinister]

Dope is a top 10 hit... I'm always right

[Last Boy on Earth]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

So now that the ARTPOP predictions are in, what are our predictions for Britney Jean?

40k US 90K Worldwide. 500k WW when its all said and done

[Legend ReX]

Originally posted by Drais.

So um, who is the stupid one again?

Gaga.

[Jolie's Lips]

Clinging to Rih is not going to send Perfume into the top 100 on iTunes.

Anywayz, if Do What U Want doesn't take off, she should release a new album ASAP.

[Dale]

Originally posted by Cupid

To all the fallen monsters, it's not too late to jump on the true Queen of pop's bandwagon, 2014 is coming.

[Drais.]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

iTunes USA:

#11 - Applause
#50 - Work Bitch
#127 - Perfume

I know Applause ain't exactly a smash and it is the first Gaga lead single to not make IFPI (sigh) but let's not compare it to those 2 flops.

Oh wait Applause is holding up.