So I waited with my comment on the album until I could listen the official m4a-files and iTunes-Version of ARTPOP is ****ing my ears hard right now and I forgot to put on my ear condoms.
The slayage is real, fellow monsters.
Here's my ranking since I have a life and no time for those essays.
"Aura"
8/10
"Venus"
10/10
"G.U.Y."
10/10
"Sexxx Dreams"
9/10
"Jewels N’ Drugs" (featuring T.I., Too $hort, and Twista)
100/10 
"MANiCURE"
10/10
"Do What U Want" (featuring R. Kelly)
9/10
"ARTPOP"
5/10 (I don't understand the love for this mess. Seriously.)
"Swine"
9/10
"Donatella"
10/10
"Fashion!"
10/10
"Mary Jane Holland"
9/10
"Dope"
10/10
"Gypsy"
10/10
"Applause"
9/10
Ok, the score for J&D is not THAT serious BUT I have to say that Twista's way to ride that beat is pretty much the biggest highlight for me. I'm a lil' rap-monster so don't come for me. Perfect urban track with the most fierce featurings. Good job, Gags.
BTW = TFM > ARTPOP >>> TF
