What a year for Britney...
"Ha! Gaga's finished! She couldn't even send her LEAD SINGLE to #1 on iTunes."
Britney's lead single gets blocked from #1 on iTunes by a Disney star.
"Flopga. Applause debuting with only 200K in sales, less than Hold It Against Me lolol"
Britney debuts with 174,000 copies sold despite an extra day of sales.
"Beyoncpe is finished and irrelevant. No one talks about her and the stinky ape can't even get a top 10 hit"
Britney's lead single misses the Top 10 on the Hot 100, Beyonce is the most-talked about female celebrity of the year (after Godley Cyrus), and Britney Spears becomes the least searched for and talked about of her contemporaries.
"Chrisputina is a C-list reality TV show star lololol"
Britney gets fired from a C-list reality TV show because her ratings bomb. Follows it up with a D-list Vegas stint. Can't sell out dates.
"Work Bitch was an avant-garde promo single. Perfume will really start the era"
Perfume bombs.
"Britney is the only relevant star left from her time. Queen! Godney!"
JT and Eminem both sell over 800K albums first week in the US alone.
"At least Britney will always be more relevant than Chrisputina"
2. Legend X - A Great Big World
25. Britney Spears - perfume
"Britney may not have big hits this era, but her album will open with 400K+ and have exceptional sales"
To be continued...
