disclaimer: The following events are REAL
So, I've been having somewhat of an office romance and the guy wears Acqua Di Gio. The **** smells so good and just the combination of THAT with my association of him just sends me over the moon. Ugh, goodness.
Anyway, I went to Macy's while in the mall and saw the Women's Fragrance section. This is where it gets SUPER shady.
So, they have this holiday season display arc with all the pop star smells. There was Gags, Rihanna, Bernard, Taylor, Nicki, etc.
I did not see Madonna while combing the arc. This lady saw me browsing and asked me if I needed help.
I responded, "Do you guys have Madonna - Truth or Dare?"
We end up going back to the pop girl section and looking again. No Madonna.
She assures me Madonna should be here and was "just there last week." Then, she asks a nearby attendant where TOD is. The lady says to check the supply room.
So, I'm standing there waiting while she runs off to the supply room and the other attendant lady offers me a seat at the Chanel booth.
And she's like, "Have you ever smelled it before?"
And I go, "No...does it smell good?"
There's a long pause. And she basically does the
face and goes flat out "No."
And then she catches herself. "Well, I don't think it does. A few people liked it, though. It hasn't been selling too well so that's why we had to pull it back."
This explains why it is not on the same display shelf with the other girls.
So, the lady comes back and she's like. "We don't have it, I'm sorry. Have you tried Dillards?"
The GP is so shady and better draggers than anyone on ATRL.
