Angie's sliced and diced face will be forgotten by the time she's Madoodoo's age. Bookmark me (I just looked it up and she's only 38 so it might take a while - thought she was in her later forties)
Jolie literally has no competition. Either the girls are not global enough and too Anglo-Saxan (Bullock, Streep, Aniston), not talented enough (Fox, Alba), have been thrown in the trash after a few years of hype (Berry, Johmansson) or peaked way too soon (Roberts, Kidman).
Meanwhile, everyone stopped caring about Madonna after The Fame.
Jolie appears on the red carpet and shows her leg & ends up stealing an entire award show.
Madonna shows her flat ass cheeks to the world, disrespects Obama and Putin with some kindergarten shade, makes embarrassing Instagram pics and vids and still no1cares.
She's no longer a sex symbol now that 1/2 of her sex organs are gone.
So smart. Madonna could learn from her. She ended her own sex symbol status before the world did. She didn't allow the world take it away from her when she aged. And in the process she became a symbol for something much bigger.
The Hunger Games completely erased Jolie's filmography and then Jennifer punched and got the oscar that Angie is so desperately chasing. What a legend, let me get an avi.
At Jolie wasting her one chance at having a memorable movie this year
At Lad Gag wasting all her chances at having a memorable hit for the past 2 years
How does it feel JL
1) Jolie hasn't even starred in a movie since 2010 and she's still the most searched and highest paid actress since 2010. Jolie is more than an actress. She is a cultural icon. Open your eyes. She is the actress of our generation.
2) Madonna hasn't served a memorable song since the late 80's / early 90's and she's doing somewhat fine (though not as good as Jolie)...
Jolie literally has no competition. Either the girls are not global enough and too Anglo-Saxan (Bullock, Streep, Aniston), not talented enough (Fox, Alba), have been thrown in the trash after a few years of hype (Berry, Johmansson) or peaked way too soon (Roberts, Kidman).
Meanwhile, everyone stopped caring about Madonna after The Fame.
Scarlett's filmography is much more impressive than Angelina's and she's a decade younger. You would have a much better time having a ScarJo film festival than an Angie one.
they're like walking parodies 