Justin's PR machine back into overdrive to erase all the mess from last year, this year
just in time for his "EAUX I CHANGED FOR THE BETTER XOXOXO". I'm guessing since Selena's career is also dwindling down Jessica Simpson status, news of her pregnancy will arrive early 2014
Katy Perry is the Down's syndrome girl that wins prom. Sure she "thinks(cough,cough) she's happy now and people cheered for her but deep down everyone around her knows that the brain cells will continue to decrease until she can't even pick up a microphone. People pity her enough to donate 1.29 a month to the cause but never more than that! As the end nears, her family will realize that the few coins she gets weekly in "writing"(cough, cough) royalties won't be enough to sustain her life on the feeding tube so they decide to create a $500 scholarship at the local community college in her memory. As her last brain cell dies she will rock herself in the fetal position chanting "I had 9 number ones, I had 8 number ones, I had 7 number ones... I have none"
And then it dies, the end!
Teenage dream over!
It's funny you say that because Teenage Dream sold more than Talk That Talk and Unapologetic combined.
