You probably shouldn't hang out in vans alone like that. Or at least stop talking to little kids by the river.
Oh, you mean what people refer to as the "Party Van"? The van where everyone who is cool hangs out all the time and plays fun games and talks about life in a whimsical way? That van?
Oh, you mean what people refer to as the "Party Van"? The van where everyone who is cool hangs out all the time and plays fun games and talks about life in a whimsical way? That van?
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Your process of making it sound not creepy actually makes it sound creepy.