Seriously, if Britney isn't getting hit singles, what does she offer the world?
It isn't her singing
It isn't her dancing
It isn't her ability to interact with other people.
All she offers is hope to young, uneducated bottoms that they too will someday be rich and famous for being completely untalented and ****ing the right record executives. And without hit singles, they will surely turn their backs on her too
