I'm an Army member through and through. I don't know enough about Beyonce (and don't know if I have the time to commit; Britney has me logged in at 15 years) to actually stan.
I know enough, however, to finally concede to her Queendom.
If you'll excuse me, I'll be walking away with my tail between my legs.
No stay.
I would like to introduce you to an artist named Zendaya.