[naomi24]

Radioactive:

Heard: I feel it in my balls
Actual: i feel it in my bones

[BeautifulFighter]

Dirrty by Xtina
Misheard:: Wanna get rowdy
Wanna get a little more "roommate"
If I have been hurling
Wanna get dirty
Actual lyrics:
Wanna get rowdy
Wanna get a little unruly
Get it fired in a hurry
Wanna get dirty

[NOW]

Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child

Misheard: Don't you worry don't you worry child, Ciara's got a plan for you

Never bothered to look up the real lyrics

[umich]

Originally posted by NOW

Rihanna - Stay:
Misheard:I threw my hands in the air, said show me some d*ck
Real: I threw my hands in the air, said show me something

[umich]

Beyonce f/ Slim Thug, Check On It
Actual: Ooh boy, you lookin' like you like what you see
Misheard: Ooh boy, you licky licky like what you see

[NOW]

Leona Lewis - Don't Let Me Down

Actual: Fork in the road, lookin both ways I don't know which way to go
Misheard: F*cking around, lookin both ways I don't know which way to go



It really sounds like she's saying that tho

[Samuel]

I thought Lana Del Rey - National Anthem went "he will do very well, I can tell, I can tell, keep me safe in his bell, time will ohhh tell" for so long

[umich]

Originally posted by NOW

Leona Lewis - Don't Let Me Down

Actual: Fork in the road, lookin both ways I don't know which way to go
Misheard: F*cking around, lookin both ways I don't know which way to go



It really sounds like she's saying that tho

.

[Honey]

Aaliyah - More Than a Woman

Actual: "new bones in your closet"
Misheard: "newborns in your closet"

[CaliClass24]

R. kelly -Ignition (Remix)

Actually:Baby give me that toot toot, Let me give you that beep beep

What i thought: baby go poop poop,let me go pee pee

[Honey]

Originally posted by CaliClass24

R. kelly -Ignition (Remix)

Actually:Baby give me that toot toot, Let me give you that beep beep

What i thought: baby go poop poop,let me go pee pee

[MDJD11]

Originally posted by CaliClass24

R. kelly -Ignition (Remix)

Actually:Baby give me that toot toot, Let me give you that beep beep

What i thought: baby go poop poop,let me go pee pee

same

[Stapi]

Originally posted by highwind44029

Katy Perry - Dark Horse f/ Juicy J

Misheard: So you wanna play with my dick
Actual: So you wanna play with magic

[Danger]

beyoncé-resentment

misheard- "ratchet more than ever"
real- "loved you more than ever"

[umich]

Originally posted by Honey

Aaliyah - More Than a Woman

Actual: "new bones in your closet"
Misheard: "newborns in your closet"

I used to think that, too

[briannaisboss]

We Can't Stop:

red cousins sweaty bodies everywhere

[Britney Spears]

Wrecking Ball
"I came in like a rainbow"


WTF was i thinking?

[dirrtydiana]

Robin's GI2Y

"I have a little dick for you - I wanna give it to ya"

Actual: idek


JT Mirrors
"A pocket full of soap"
Actual: A pocket full of soul.

[Prometheus.]

In SMS I thought Britney was saying:

Flying high up on a bird, like a furby.

What she was really saying:

I'm flying high upon the bird, acrophobia




Also,
Sell Me Candy

What she says:

I know you're around like the ice cream man

What I thought she says:

Old, yellow, round like the ice cream man.

[JosheeMonster]

I just listened to Wave Ya Hand by Nicki for the first time in ages and realised she says "Throw some shade if ya look good" not "dose some chains if ya look good"