[FudgeRainbow]

Can you all reply faster before I have to call an ambulance?

[FudgeRainbow]

I'm inhaling the hairspray fumes and choking

[Maleficent]

Originally posted by coolcristobal

I have a huge reptile phobia, and I touched a lizard once. I just kept in mind that it was harmless and it can't do **** to me

What if it had killed you?

[coolcristobal]

Originally posted by FudgeRainbow

Can you all reply faster before I have to call an ambulance?

Get up, take a broom or something long, drag him out under that wardrobe and STEP ON HIM. Just think about what Gaga or what Ke$ha would do

[FudgeRainbow]

Originally posted by coolcristobal

Get up, take a broom or something long, drag him out under that wardrobe and STEP ON HIM. Just think about what Gaga or what Ke$ha would do

nnnnnnnnnn;

He's probably dead and I'll leave him there to rot. I literally sprayed half a can on him and he was shaking and CRAWLED under there so slow

[coolcristobal]

Originally posted by Maleficent

What if it had killed you?

It's your standard, brown lizard that crawl on your walls. I highly doubt it was poisonous or harmless. Now, if that bitch was a Komodo Dragon...

[Jmpgreen]

Originally posted by coolcristobal

Get up, take a broom or something long, drag him out under that wardrobe and STEP ON HIM. Just think about what Gaga or what Ke$ha would do

Eat it?
Gaga and Ke$ha like doing "crazy" things

[FudgeRainbow]

Glad I didn't go bed because he would of crawled into my mouth and laid 10 eggs

[Jmpgreen]

Agreed Poison

[FudgeRainbow]

He actually better be dead because I keep looking at the bottom of my drobe and nothing is coming out

[FudgeRainbow]

Gerls I need a boyfriend who looks weak but is willing to get a spider for me

Find me one

[Maleficent]

Originally posted by coolcristobal

It's your standard, brown lizard that crawl on your walls. I highly doubt it was poisonous or harmless. Now, if that bitch was a Komodo Dragon...

It could have crawled in your mouth, ears, nostrils or worse though.

Originally posted by Jmpgreen

Eat it?
Gaga and Ke$ha like doing "crazy" things

I already suggested that.

[FudgeRainbow]

**** off saying "eat it"

[coolcristobal]

Originally posted by Maleficent

It could have crawled in your mouth, ears, nostrils or worse though.





I already suggested that.

You stupid, uglee, evil bitch. Why would you do this to me, you insensitive heaux?

[Jmpgreen]

Originally posted by coolcristobal

It's your standard, brown lizard that crawl on your walls. I highly doubt it was poisonous or harmless. Now, if that bitch was a Komodo Dragon...

What would a Komodo Dragon be doing wandering about the us ?

[Miles Caulfield]

Originally posted by FudgeRainbow

He actually better be dead because I keep looking at the bottom of my drobe and nothing is coming out

He probably is.
Go get a warm beverage if you need to relax a bit.

[Jmpgreen]

Originally posted by FudgeRainbow

**** off saying "eat it"

I wasn't telling you to eat it he said to do what Kesha and Gaga would do and thats what i assumed they would both do because they're very Adventurous girls

[coolcristobal]

Originally posted by Jmpgreen

What would a Komodo Dragon be doing wandering about the us ?

It was more like a "...what if?" question though.

[Maleficent]

Originally posted by coolcristobal

You stupid, uglee, evil bitch. Why would you do this to me, you insensitive heaux?

I was letting you know the dangers for any future encounters.

[FudgeRainbow]

Originally posted by Miles Caufield

He probably is.
Go get a warm beverage if you need to relax a bit.

The wardrobe is right next to my door so I'm tad too scared to grab a drink, but I have some Coke left
Let me eat my Mars Bar whilst watching GTA V gameplay, as I was trying to before that ****ing spider-floating thing busted down my door and flew about in my face