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Originally posted by Exhell user
Hello, my friends.
From across the internet, I've felt a tremendous disturbance. Dozens of gay souls screeching in agony, their wails and cries carried through the air, dense with delusion and fear.
At first I attempted to block out the sound, ignore it, move on with my life. But these efforts proved in vain, as day by day, their laments only grew stronger.
So here I am, here to end your pain and offer salvation to your pained hearts and ravaged souls. Your false deity is gone, taken from you in a bout of aerial-induced sickness. She is dead, you must accept this and cease this offensive idolatry.
The salvation is a simple one. You may cast of the shackles of talentless oppression and supplicate to true power, for it is all that can save you now.
Lady Gaga's here for you, as she is for all her children, however misguided they might be. Her live vocals, her immaculate dancing, her plentiful promo, her golden Grammy's cast into tight iron bodices that the fallen Spears couldn't hope to fit into following her first fall from grace. The Mother Monster will not turn her back on you (despite supporting other idols to undermine her righteous crusade) as your self-appointed fave has, so lay down your hatreds and open your hearts. Salvation is close, you need only follow this link:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=pco91kroVgQ
In failing to do this due to zealous delusion, both Princess Perry and the concubine Cyrus will also suffice.
Have faith,
Godga bless. |
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And Kworb stanned for Beyonce back then 
