[Harajuku]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

I was hanging out with my boyfriend, and were kinda talking dirty and he said:

"It's time to milk the cow."

....did you milk the cow?

[Jmpgreen]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

I was hanging out with my boyfriend, and were kinda talking dirty and he said:

"It's time to milk the cow."

Sounds like fun
Which farm did you guys go to and what cow did you molest?
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But really does your boyfriend refer to the d as a cow?

[★NAOKI★]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

I was hanging out with my boyfriend, and were kinda talking dirty and he said:

"It's time to milk the cow."

...That would probably ruin the momentum for me.

[BubbleBath]

Originally posted by Dancehall Queen

I went into this pharmacy/convenient store today and couldn't find something so asked the cashier if they had it and she went to look in an aisle furthest from the register to look for it, meanwhile there was a lady at the front of the store who noticed, did some sudden movements (I didn't see this part), and booked before the cashier came back.

I felt like an accomplice in a text book robbery.

LOL OH WOW.

[Haven]

Originally posted by Jmpgreen

Sounds like fun
Which farm did you guys go to and what cow did you molest?
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But really does your boyfriend refer to the d as a cow?

Why do you think?

[Hollywood.]

Originally posted by Haven17

dalfhldsakv



And then what happened?

Well something was milked, but it certainly wasn't a cow.

Originally posted by Harajuku

....did you milk the cow?

Originally posted by Jmpgreen

Sounds like fun
Which farm did you guys go to and what cow did you molest?
-----
But really does your boyfriend refer to the d as a cow?

We live in a city nicknamed "Cowtown". He even once said, "The cowboy wants to ride his horse, hon." once too.

[Haven]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

Well something was milked, but it certainly wasn't a cow.







We live in a city nicknamed "Cowtown". He even once said, "The cowboy wants to ride his horse, hon." once too.

He didn't.

[Jmpgreen]

Originally posted by Haven17

Why do you think?

I dont want to get banned from this thread or i would definitely say what i think of thick cows

Originally posted by Hollywood.

Well something was milked, but it certainly wasn't a cow.







We live in a city nicknamed "Cowtown". He even once said, "The cowboy wants to ride his horse, hon." once too.

aww your boyfriend is cute in the corny sense lol

[Hollywood.]

Originally posted by Haven17

He didn't.

Originally posted by Jmpgreen

aww your boyfriend is cute in the corny sense lol

There's more, but i'm not gonna share them.

He's adorable tbh.

[Haven]

I think i pulled something in my butt when i was jogging this morning. It hurts like hell if i don't sit a certain way.

[★NAOKI★]

Originally posted by Hollywood.

There's more, but i'm not gonna share them.

He's adorable tbh.

Is he a nerd? That's my favorite type of guy tbh.

[Jmpgreen]

Originally posted by EnslavedBitch

Is he a nerd? That's my favorite type of guy tbh.

Same they're so adorable

[Haunter]

Originally posted by Haven17

I think i pulled something in my butt when i was jogging this morning. It hurts like hell if i don't sit a certain way.

[Jmpgreen]

Originally posted by Haven17

I think i pulled something in my butt when i was jogging this morning. It hurts like hell if i don't sit a certain way.

You sure it was jogging sis

[Haven]

Originally posted by Borntodiethisway

hhnnnfds Get you head out of the gutter, ya nasty.



I'm serious, though. It felt like someone shot me in my left butt cheek while I was running.

[ThatsTheTea]

tatted up, mini skirt, with my j's on

[Javier]

I think I'm the only Zendaya Stan here

[★NAOKI★]

Originally posted by Jmpgreen

Same they're so adorable

If an orgasm was a human, then it would be my ex. He was a total nerd.

[Hollywood.]

Originally posted by EnslavedBitch

Is he a nerd? That's my favorite type of guy tbh.

Kinda, he's got the nerdy look. And its adorable.

[Haven]

Originally posted by Jmpgreen

You sure it was jogging sis

Yes, I'm sure. What else would it be?