[Igrt]

The only way I'm putting Mayonnaise on a sandwich is if it has Lettuce and Tomato ,Lettuce and onion, or all three.

Spinach Wraps

[Gavin.]

I need to do a bunch of homework today and I have to work in 5 hours

And why am I up this early

[Sazare]

Oh cool I haven't been threadbanned.

[Midnight]

I use the handicap bathrooms at school because you can lock the doors and they're single person bathrooms. I hate when people push on the door to come in, tho. I mean, I'm gonna be in here for awhile. Bye.

[Gavin.]

I need to shave
I hate shaving

Going to be a very very very easy day at work though

I have to give people cookies at 1, and then wait till they leave and just clean up the room

[Hollywood.]

Long day at work today.

[Midnight]

My coming out story will be released in the blogs later today.

I have a press conference to attend now, tho.

[Ares]

One of my teachers looks like Drake and I'm pretty sure he's gay too.

I'm not going to be able to focus anymore

[accelgors]

My head huuuuuuuuuuuurts

[Sazare]

You would think that, as a boy, I wouldn't have a hard time understanding boys, but nope.

[Gavin.]

Have the people their cookies. Now I just have to wait for them to leave in a few hours

[Dancehall]

This lady who slides my student ID so I can get into my dorm has me fuming. She greets everyone else as they come in, but not me. And that's whatever, but she doesn't even hand me my ID back, she drops it on the counter for me to pick up. Just now, she had this cute banter with the person in front of me because she slid the student's card wrong and then so I'm like, I'll just say hello all friendly, and she responds "uh huh" all angry like and then I say thanks after she drops my card and she responds "uh huh" in this same dismissive tone.

[Haven]

Lord, what a day. Me and my mom got stranded at my local CVS (which is 3 miles away from my house) because our car broke down for some reason, and then had walk back home. But because my brilliant self left our house keys in the car, we had to break in through the bathroom window. **** my life.

[iHype.]

I feel like I'm the only one who notices Harry from One Direction has a lazy eye.

[Midnight]

Ugh, they won't let us talk about **** tonight.

[Gavin.]

When you have to take a **** so badly you are literally sweating

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Haven17

Lord, what a day. Me and my mom got stranded at my local CVS (which is 3 miles away from my house) because our car broke down for some reason, and then had walk back home. But because my brilliant self left our house keys in the car, we had to break in through the bathroom window. **** my life.

Location: Detroit, Michigan.

Don't get shot out there now

[iHype.]

I hate not being able to take a **** for literally 8 hours (school, I would never do it in Public esp in a place full of friends).

[accelgors]

*eye twitching* i hate traffic i hate you too D.C

[Midnight]

Originally posted by New Way To Bleed

When you have to take a **** so badly you are literally sweating