Jolie is surrounded by refugees all day, she has to be skinny or people will judge her. Meanwhile, Bruno is the male musical equivalent of Aniston with his corny and tacky songs targeted at people with a low IQ (difference being people actually know Bruno outside of English-speaking countries unlike Local Ani. I mean, look at We're The Locals its international movie gross, a damn mess!).
So you recognize Bruno is a worldwide smash? Yes!!!!!
Was caught with it in his possession last year or the year before. Made like..barely any headlines or dent in his career. All it did was prove he's so ugly.
I miss her, even though her defending Chris for EVERYTHING was a bit alarming.
She dislikes Drake more than I do, so she kinda wins.
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The jist of Drake's whining: why won't this stripper love me? Rihanna I would give you everything, why won't you give me the time of day. Wahhhh I just want to be loved . Wahhh Nicki is so beautiful here are all the ways I would marry her if she let me . Wahhhh why don't girls like me? Wahhhh Why won't she notice me? Wahhh I'm so heartbroken and lonely . Wahhh let me go write in my diary