Jolie is surrounded by refugees all day, she has to be skinny or people will judge her. Meanwhile, Bruno is the male musical equivalent of Aniston with his corny and tacky songs targeted at people with a low IQ (difference being people actually know Bruno outside of English-speaking countries unlike Local Ani. I mean, look at We're The Locals its international movie gross, a damn mess!).
I think she probably got tired of getting dragged (wrongly) by the Navy.
Everytime Rihanna passive agressive tweeted/instagrammed, she would chuckle about how Rihanna was quite obviously still not over it, and they would FUME.
I miss her, even though her defending Chris for EVERYTHING was a bit alarming.
She dislikes Drake more than I do, so she kinda wins.
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Please. Drake is soft like baby poop. His entire CD's consist of slow songs whining about girls and he's supposed to be some fly ass rapper. Every interview he does he is crying about being heartbroken or lonely or getting played. Like sis which one is it? Are you some fly young money rapper or a depressed R&B singer? Because it can't be both. One minute he wants to be like bitches bitches, I'm so hood when he gets around Wayne and then any other time he's sitting there writing ~i hope she notices me~ ~why doesn't she like me~ songs on rose petals, like??? Trust me, I'm not the only one who thinks he's a sissy. Everyone who listens to hip hop music makes fun of him for it.
DEATH at people trying to come for Christopher as if he's anywhere near the same level as Drake. Chris whines about people constantly sending him hate messages and etc. He does not whine on every song of his albums, does not whine in every interview about every day life and girls 24/7. Drake whines about every day life as we know it....every day.
The jist of Chris' whining: Hop off my dick!!! If u dont like me dont listen to my music!!!! I never said I was a legend! Haters spend more time worried about me than themseles!!! It's so annoying!!!!
The jist of Drake's whining: why won't this stripper love me? Rihanna I would give you everything, why won't you give me the time of day. Wahhhh I just want to be loved . Wahhh Nicki is so beautiful here are all the ways I would marry her if she let me . Wahhhh why don't girls like me? Wahhhh Why won't she notice me? Wahhh I'm so heartbroken and lonely . Wahhh let me go write in my diary
Ugh, still pretty impressive. I think he just needs to release the right single, still from Unorthodox Jukebox and get a great video to grab another #1.
I was actually pretty down with Treasure only hitting the #5 spot, I thought it was a top 3 on lock.
Gorilla is a mess tbh, only an amazing clip to save it.
) , hit after hit but stays irrelevant at the end of the day
