- Katy: LEAVE THE WORLD ALONE! We are tired of hearing your cellulite infused ass (Yes, I've seen the pictures!) on the radio every hour of the day. You sound like a dying hyena live and it would be in your best interest to lip-synch. YOU WOULD BE DOING US ALL A FAVOR! And you dance terribly too, so don't even try that anymore.
- Britney: DO SOMETHING!!! You seem like you are letting every single person on this planet take control of your life AND your MUSIC and your career is disintegrating bit by bit every day. Your fans live in the past and use the most outdated receipts I've seen all damn year. YOU HAVE TO PROGRESS AS AN ARTIST and you have to become energetic and FIND what you like and apply it to your career. Sometimes you look like a washed out **** star! I love you but this **** is getting tiresome. Hopefully, X-Factor will inspire you and I hope that you take a few years off, I wouldn't mind it.
How interesting the Gaga v Katy sales thread. Gaga outsold all of tittie ha musical abortions with the fame. And Gaga's "flop" album also sold more than half of titties total album sales. Poor that.
Teenage Dream was re-released and despite all of the blockbuster hits, only sold 2.7 million.
The Fame was re-released with The Fame Monster and sold nearly doubled that.
I prefer vanilla pudding, but chocolate is good too.
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Actually, I'm not very fond of llamas. A llama once tried to bite my brother. It wasn't a pleasant experience.
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Jell-O is iconic and all, but I'm a firm believer that the best pudding is always homemade.
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Why would I slam my keyboard? It's my opinion that everyone should be entitled to enjoy as much pudding as they want, store-bought or otherwise.
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No, really, a llama tried to bite my brother! We were at a petting zoo in Dusseldorf and he got too close to the llama cage. Apparently llamas hate the color burnt sienna, and my brother had a rather tanned complexion from years of tilling fields and picking apples, so the llama immediately attacked. My father immediately pulled him out, because llama bites can be nastier than most people think. My great-great-uncle lost his pointer finger to a llama bite.
- Katy: LEAVE THE WORLD ALONE! We are tired of hearing your cellulite infused ass (Yes, I've seen the pictures!) on the radio every hour of the day. You sound like a dying hyena live and it would be in your best interest to lip-synch. YOU WOULD BE DOING US ALL A FAVOR! And you dance terribly too, so don't even try that anymore.
Taylor Swift is shaped more like an ironing board.
With a hunchback because she's too ****ing insecure to sing the same breakup songs every time she talks or performs. She has the body of a stretched out 5 yr old.
Bruno Mars is the pits and I hope someone kicks him in his throat so he suffers internal bleeding.
Now you take that back! Llamas may be ill tempered, but caribous are the sweetest animals you'll ever meet. My third cousin four times removed had a pet caribou, and we would often ride it to the general store to buy chocolate covered coffee beans.