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Originally posted by Pagan Poetry
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No, really, a llama tried to bite my brother! We were at a petting zoo in Dusseldorf and he got too close to the llama cage. Apparently llamas hate the color burnt sienna, and my brother had a rather tanned complexion from years of tilling fields and picking apples, so the llama immediately attacked. My father quickly took action and saved him, because llama bites can be nastier than most people think. My great-great-uncle lost his pointer finger to a llama bite.
