I bet Jay Z's jizz has bleaching properties in it
That's the only reason Beyonce would be with him, seeing as she can't bring his children to full term.
Girl bye.
You think Taylor's loose puss is even going to hold a baby up their? She'll have to sit cross legged incase it drops straight out.
I bet Jay Z's jizz has bleaching properties in it
That's the only reason Beyonce would be with him, seeing as she can't bring his children to full term.
Leave the HIVE alone, they've been waiting for Bey to release her "skin care" secrets to the world for years.
Once she does that, they'll ignore it like her children do
& somewhere in America Beyeast is masturbating to a table full of Clorox, BiC Wite, & other bleaching products. Moaning & fantasizing about the next bleaching shower she'll receive. I bet instead of jizzing on her after sex Jay just pours a bucket of bleach on her, probably makes it more pleasurable for her.
does the hive really think crazy in love is a classic? it was a somewhat big hit yes, and one of her signature songs. but a classic? no one thinks of the song outside of thinking of beyonces career (which, who does that lately) The song has no cultural relevance
So you're saying that hits don't matter in Bey's case of her relevancy, no? What kind of contradicting self drag?
And y'all best not be coming for anybody else's sales (especially Britney's, because y'all can be clocked easily with a promotion comparison between 4 and FF and the eventual commercial outcome)
No. I'm saying it's amazing how Bey maintained relevancy without hits.
And promotion comparisons aren't that far off from hits comparisons...
& somewhere in America Beyeast is masturbating to a table full of Clorox, BiC Wite, & other bleaching products. Moaning & fantasizing about the next bleaching shower she'll receive. I bet instead of jizzing on her after sex Jay just pours a bucket of bleach on her, probably makes it more pleasurable for her.
