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Originally posted by Last Boy on Earth
t.A.T.u | P!nk | Kelly Clarkson : d!kes
Avril Lavigne | Marilyn Manson : forgotten flop rats
Jennifer Love Hewitt | Jojo | Ariana Grande | Austin Mahone : who?
Michael Jackson | Whitney Houston | Nirvana : in hell for doing drugs, not knowing how to swim or molesting children and being eaten by bugs underneath the ground as we speak
RihLORD wins! 
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Julia's bisexual, married and has children. Lena's straight. P!nk's married and has a kid. Kelly Clarkson just got married too, so clearly not 'd!kes'.
Avril still has more album sales than Rihanna despite having only 4 albums while Rihanna has 7. Marilyn has almost double the album sales of Rihanna. Both are more talented than her.
Jennifer Love Hewitt >>>>>>>> Rihanna. She's an amazing actress and actually a better singer.
JoJo's debut album outsold your flop faves WW sales in America alone. She isn't around because that stupid Blackground Records. Ariana and Austin are the new Princess and Prince of Pop who will soon be breaking records and snatching weaves.
The last three are iconic and legendary and if you think Rihanna can even compare or will ever come close you're severely delusional

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