You: Hey!
Stranger: Hello!!
You: After listening to BEST SONG EVER
You: Have you listened BEST ALBUM EVER?
Stranger: Yeah!
You: Have you bought TayLORD's "RED" then? Such perfection. ;-;
Stranger: Nooo..... Emmm you are directioner?
You: YES!
You: But I love TayLORD Swiftalented more than 1SmallDick
Stranger: Yeahh Is notable