[Tylerbv]

Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Loved a Woman

Original: When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
I heard: When you love a woman you tell her that she's a woman

[Aliya]

I thought the opening line of 'We Can't Stop' was "Red cousins, sweaty bodies everywhere"

and my friends thought that in '22' Taylor sings "It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like Hitler".

[TSDMusicND]

Originally posted by Aliya

I thought the opening line of 'We Can't Stop' was "Red cousins, sweaty bodies everywhere"

and my friends thought that in '22' Taylor sings "It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like Hitler".

It does sound like that (the 22 one)

[Dollas n Diamonds]

Originally posted by TSDMusicND

Wait, she doesnt say "Let Me Take You By Surprise" too?

Nope
mess i ment Let Me Make you rise <--- the real one
also "I'm gonna make your bed for ya" this can't be right, if its not "I'm gonna make you beg for it"

[umich]

Beyonce, "Sweet Dreams"
Actual: I mention you when I say my prayers. I wrap you all around in my thoughts.
Misheard: Usually when I say my prayers, I wrap you all around in my thighs.

[BlondUnicorn]

Lana Del Rey, "Gods & Monsters"

Me and God we don't get along, so only now I sing
Me and God we don't get along, so only now I see
Me and God we don't get along, so now I sing
Me and God we don't get along, so now I see

Living like Jim Morrison
I'm living like Jim Morrison

Monitor, squeeze, squeeze and I'm singing
Monitor, sprees, sprees and I'm singing
Motel sprees, sprees and I'm singing
Motel, squeeze, squeeze and I'm singing

Someone help me. I still don't know what she says.

[Swag]

Originally posted by -mUsIcLoVeR-

Britney - Toxic
Real: A guy like you should wear a warning
Misheard: A galaloo should wear a war nun

Originally posted by katyperryismylife

Rihanna - S&M

Actual: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me"

Misheard: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chasin' with sexcitement"

Originally posted by Kamil24

I'm Nicki Minaj and I can do stuff.

Actual: I'm Nicki Minaj and I mack them dudes up.

Originally posted by Neptune

Not misheard by me, but I was in a shop and 4 Minutes was playing, a girl of about 10 was singing the Timbaland intro as "I'm Miley Cyrus and all I got is 4 minutes"

I can't listen to it without hearing that now

Originally posted by Tylerbv

Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
Actual: I don't think you're ready for this jelly (I think? )
I heard: I don't think you're Ray, who's this Ray?

Originally posted by Gavin4713

I mishear lyrics all the time but the most infamous one has to be

When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies

[Suede]

Play by iamamiwhoami:

Misheard lyrics: you hold my heart because it's cheap
Real lyrics: you hold my heart with cotton string

[BlondUnicorn]

Lady Gaga, "Heavy Metal Lover"

Actual: Tonight bring all your friends because a group does it better
Why river with a pair
Let's have a full house of leather
Misheard: Do not bring your friends because a group doesn't matter
Love without or with a dance
Let's have a full house of leather

[BlondUnicorn]

Originally posted by Gavin4713

I mishear lyrics all the time but the most infamous one has to be

When I grow up, I wanna see the world, Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies

[Kitt]

"This is what makes us girls, we don't stick together cause we blow our first"

Doesn't help that it fits in with the song's lyrical content either

[umich]

Originally posted by Kitt

"This is what makes us girls, we don't stick together cause we blow our first"

Doesn't help that it fits in with the song's lyrical content either

Wait

[Bie]

Dancing with Miley


I heard Dancing with Molly

[♚ PRiNCE HiGH ♚]

Originally posted by BlondUnicorn

Lady Gaga, "Heavy Metal Lover"

Actual: Tonight bring all your friends because a group does it better
Why river with a pair
Let's have a full house of leather
Misheard: Do not bring your friends because a group doesn't matter
Love without or with a dance
Let's have a full house of leather

I thought this was real...
_

Marry The Night:
I thought it was ... I am warrior Queen, with passion and dreams tonight

Applause:
One sec diamond ****s then suddenly the ****s is me

[♚ PRiNCE HiGH ♚]

Originally posted by Aliya

I thought the opening line of 'We Can't Stop' was "Red cousins, sweaty bodies everywhere"

and my friends thought that in '22' Taylor sings "It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like Hitler".

Originally posted by umichgrad07

Beyonce, "Sweet Dreams"
Actual: I mention you when I say my prayers. I wrap you all around in my thoughts.
Misheard: Usually when I say my prayers, I wrap you all around in my thighs.

A mess!

[Aden]

Lady Gaga - Judas
Real: "When he comes to me, I am ready"
Misheard: "When he cums to me, I am ready"

[third eye]

Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For?

Real: "You got your million dollar contract and they're all waiting for your hot track"
Misheard: "You got your million dollar contract and they're all waiting for your heart attack"

[Tylerbv]

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
Real: So we hit the boulevard
Misheard: So we hit the bullet bar

[umich]

Originally posted by Tylerbv

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night
Real: So we hit the boulevard
Misheard: So we hit the bullet bar

I kinda hear that too

[B'Day]

Originally posted by Rivington Reject

Lady Gaga - Judas
Real: "When he comes to me, I am ready"
Misheard: "When he cums to me, I am ready"