Don't do this. It's like asking me to list all the ways Ke$ha is over. I don't know where to begin.
So I'll start with the one thing they have in common: the UN.
Bernard used it to plug her song and then said soyonara and never went back.
ANGELina has been a fiercely committed part of the UN for 12 years! Even while they were gutting her and hacking at her breasts she visited those awful third world people who keep her from making more movies.
Both are at a point in where their celebrity has eclipsed their actual bodies of work. Both more remembered for simply being there than actually producing anything memorable.
Both clinging on to relevance with red carpet stunts (Blo Ive, Peeping Leg).
Angelina only goes to our region so she can become well-known there. I think we've all seen that video of her getting angry when the Pakistani man didn't know her.
Angelina only goes to our region so she can become well-known there. I think we've all seen that video of her getting angry when the Pakistani man didn't know her.
Angelina only goes to our region so she can become well-known there. I think we've all seen that video of her getting angry when the Pakistani man didn't know her.
Lol link?
Remember how mad Madonna was when those starving African children didn't know her
I usually don't fall for the HYPE around some Indie Band.
But Alt J's An Awesome Wave is seriously one the best album ever released.
So cohesive and haunting.
David Cameron better stan and Obama better jump too.
I need them to become more global within the next masterpiece.
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