But the boys had a bet at my school to see who could wear shorts the longest back in 8th grade (I think one of them is still going and we're about to be seniors)
Your local bodega/deli/corner store run by a puerto rican. The owners entire family works there or just uses it as a hangout spot. It's dirty as f*ck, it smells like cat, it's easy for you to steal there and instead of selling candy and whatnot it's used for illegal activity (a drug den) where goons usually hang out at the front. You use it frequently even though you know at an given moment you could get shot or stopped by the police on some Trayvon Martin tea.