Oh my Gaga, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee (with my avi)
And I detest all my sins because of Thy just punishment (holding back ARTPOP)
But most of all, because I have offended Thee, oh my Gaga
Who art all good and deserving of all my love (except when you canceled Scheisse as a single, or when you released Y&I)
I firmly resolve with the help of Thy derp
To confess my sins, to do penance, to amend my life,
And to avoid the temptations of evil. 
Oh, and H-I-M and Harajuku, get a room. 
