Omg mess, I love this one friend I have this bitch is crazy I cannot take her seriously.
She told me one time she got mad at her mom, and starting punching her in the face.

Her dad came home, and they tied her up to the table since they don't spank their kids, and she was crying and screaming and her weave was out so her hair was cray. Some white officer arrived after the parents called 911 and he was so scared when he saw her tied up to the table, and she started lying to help herself by saying "HELP THEY BEAT ME ALL THE TIME, FOR NO REASON"

Her mom was like "This BITCH is lying!" and a whole bunch of other mess. She said everyone got off w/ a warning, and when I told her Child Protection could've snatched her she said she wanted that because she knows some cousins in that and they be giving them a shitload of new things.
OMG MESS I FELT BAD FOR LAUGHING, SHE WAS SO SERIOUS