[dperkins]

Originally posted by xDiamondx

It'd smash the charts and snatch wigs. Hell, it'll probably get me to cook.

Wham bam spice it m'aam!

[alrightsir]

Originally posted by dperkins

The tracklist leaked

1. Are Chefs All We Are
2. Fry Me (One Last Chicken)
3. Fry
4. Just Give Me A Tomato
5. Food Love
6. How Come You're Not Cooking
7. Chef Like You
8. The Truth About Cooking
9. Heat Me Up
10. Meal of Shame
11. Here Comes The Cupcakes
12. Where Did The Salt Go?
13. The Great Moist Cake
Deluxe
14. My Signature Dish
15. Is This Oven On?
16. Bun
17. Good Old Lays
iTunes:
18. Batter & Bliss
19. Housemom

My Signature Dish and Is This Oven On? is everything.

[Braz]

I smell the bacon
I want some bacon
I'll eat the bacon



Stttaaaaahhhpppp David!

[Braz]

The Great Moist Cake wins everything though...

[Troye]

Originally posted by dperkins

Wham bam spice it m'aam!

Fry Me (One Last Chicken) has got me in the mood for chicken now. Time to bop to it.

[Dom]

Alecia Moore - Fry




Ever wonder about what you eating
How it all turned to pounds
Sometimes I think that it's tasty
to eat a frickin burger


Where there is burger
There is gonna be some pounds
Where there is some pounds
Someone's bound to get fat
But just because it's fat
Doesn't mean you gotta starve
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry

barf, barf, barf

Funny how a hot-dog gives you pounds
More than just a gummybears
Why do we get so fat like X
Even when it's unhealthy

Where there is burger
There is gonna be some pounds
Where there is some pounds
Someone's bound to get fat
But just because it's fat
Doesn't mean you gotta starve
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry

Ever worried that you might get fat
And does it make you wanna eat?
When you're out there frying what you're frying
Are you just getting fat?
Tell me are you just getting fat fat fat

Where there is burger
There is gonna be some pounds
Where there is some pounds
Someone's bound to get fat
But just because it's fat
Doesn't mean you gotta starve
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry
You gotta get up and fry and try and fry

You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry
You gotta get up and fry and fry and fry

[Spyro]

Mess

[alrightsir]

Originally posted by CrazyCat

When you're out there frying what you're frying
Are you just getting fat?
Tell me are you just getting fat fat fat

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is so bad.

[Braz]

The X shade...

Let's just perch here and hope her stans aren't watching...

[IAmFree]

smh at yall with this The Truth about Cooking ish. Who started that?

[Spyro]

Do you remember that mess?

[alrightsir]

Where are the beans
Where are they gone
I didn't eat for so long
My teeth are decayed
From the cheesecake
Oh, my white blouse
covered in tomato souce

Too much food
In my home
If you are smart, you leave me alone
Light a match, but don't puke
I'm so amateur without cookbook

Pork, cattle, dog or chicken
I wanna eat all of them
All the vegetables are clean
Eat them all with a beer
Should I worry I've eaten
Too much potato or rice
They come back
Oh, I might just die
How come I cook so well?

I've heard some rumors
About another girl
I heard she cooks
Just like a sir
But she's a tool
She's a f*cker
And that's all cool
I'll rather sing Hooker

I'm the one
who rather lick
the rotten fruit
Before eating it
My signature cake
I bake every day
Is known by
whole California Bay

Pork, cattle, dog or chicken
I wanna eat all of them
All the vegetables are clean
Eat them all with a beer
Should I worry I've eaten
Too much potato or rice
They come back
Oh, I might just die
How come I cook so well?

Has anyone eaten
Has anyone eaten
Has anyone eaten better than mine?
Can anyone bake
Can anyone bake
Can anyone bake better cheesecake?

Pork, cattle, dog or chicken
I wanna eat all of them
All the vegetables are clean
Eat them all with a beer
Should I worry I've eaten
Too much potato or rice
They come back
Oh, I might just die
They come back
Oh, I forgot to fry.

[alrightsir]

Misery was in the Dancing With The Stars Hungary.

[IAmFree]

Originally posted by Spyro

Do you remember that mess?

I loved it

[IAmFree]

Originally posted by alrightsir

Misery was in the Dancing With The Stars Hungary.

u watch things like that?

[alrightsir]

Originally posted by IAmFree

u watch things like that?

If I have to choose between studying and watching that, of course I pick the latter.

[IAmFree]

Originally posted by alrightsir

If I have to choose between studying and watching that, of course I pick the latter.

[Penk]

Guys... The track listing for I'm Not Fat just leaked. Check it out.
1. Stupid Gyms
2. Who's Stew
3. Long Way To Skinny
4. Nobody Diets
5. Dear Mr. Sanders (ft. The Cheescake Girls)
6. I'm Not Fat
7. Cuz of Flan
8. Leave Me Alone (I'm Gorging)
9. U + Ur Frying Pan
10. One Buffet
11. The Bun That Got Away
12. I Got Honey Now
13. Conversations With My 130 Pound Me
14. I Have Seen The Sugar Cane
Bonus Tracks:
1. Chicken Fingers
2. Stomach Fold

[IAmFree]

What did i start?

[dperkins]

Leave Me Alone (I'm Gorging)