[Achilles.]

94. Thank God For Hometowns
5.19

#94 Scores

10: ClassicMainstream
9: castle13
8: Great Username
7.5: Ace Reject
7: MWB
6: Rumpelstiltskin, tylerbv, evan93
5: JakeKills, Konichiwa, Hunter_13, Jdella11
4: Ulrihs
3: Carlton
2: briannaisboss, Euphoria, madonnas
1: Mezik

Somewhere in banland, Carrie Underwood Base-starter Mezik is crying tears of joy. I'm glad to see this song go as well. It doesn't do anything for me, and I find it to be a cliche song that fails to bring anything at all unique to the table.

93. One Way Ticket
5.38

#93 Scores

10: evan93
8: ClassicMainstream
7.5: tylerbv
7.25: Ace Reject
7: Mezik, Rumpelstiltskin, Euphoria, Jdella11
6.5: Hunter_13
6: Konichiwa, Ulrihs
5.5: madonnas
4: briannaisboss
2: castle13, Great Username, Carlton
1: JakeKills, MWB

I hate this atrocious noise more than anything I have ever heard released by a country artist; not even "Red Solo Cup" irritates me as much as this does. For a while, I was happy because it was in dead last. Now, as you can see, it is not dead last. At least it's gone fast.

[Ace Reject]

One Way Ticket would have worked with almost ANYONE else; Carrie is incapable of ever letting go vocally.

[Hunter_13]

A Carrie stan rating her song the lowest. He must not like the song at all I'm guessing?

[Tylerbv]

Thank God For Hometowns isn't even that bad

[Great Username]

'Thank God For Hometowns' is so nice! Such a lovely melody and it makes me feel nostalgic for something I've never experienced. Easily one of the highlights on Blown Away. Listening now and I could've boosted my score to a 9. This needs to be the theme song for whatever the present day version of Seventh Heaven is.

[Achilles.]

Originally posted by Hunter_13

A Carrie stan rating her song the lowest. He must not like the song at all I'm guessing?

he hates his hometown, everyone in it, and everything that reminds him of it.

[Hunter_13]

Originally posted by JakeKills

he hates his hometown, everyone in it, and everything that reminds him of it.

I see. Understandable.

[Konichiwa]

Both those Carrie songs were mediocre... although One Way Ticket is definitely better.

[Achilles.]

Tonight's last update, because they're all from the same album and I have TV shows to catch up on. Just know that I am not pleased...


92. Love Is A Sweet Thing
5.58

#92 Scores

8: Ace Reject, Hunter_13
8.5: briannaisboss
8: Jdella11
7: castle13, ClassicMainstream, evan93
6.5: madonnas
6: JakeKills, Konichiwa, Rumpelstiltskin
5.5: Ulrihs
4: Mezik, Euphoria, tylerbv
3: Carlton
1: Great Username, MWB

Now this Faith Hill elimination I can understand. I mean, it's a sweet song (no pun intended), but lyrics about homeless people who don't care that they're homeless because they have music are...






Up next we have our first tie; two songs tied at #90.


90. It Will Be Me
5.64

#91 Scores

8.5: Jdella11
8: Ace Reject, Hunter_13, evan93
7.5 briannaisboss
7: JakeKills, Ulrihs
6.5: madonnas
6: castle13, tyler13
5: Rumpelstiltskin, ClassicMainstream
4: Great Username, Euphoria
3: Mezik, Konichiwa, MWB
2: Carlton

I don't understand the low scores. It's simple and sweet and beautiful and I'm pressed.



90. I Got My Baby
5.64

#90 Scores

9: ClassicMainstream
8.5: Ace Reject
8: briannaisboss
7.5: JakeKills, madonnas
6.5: Rumpelstiltskin, Ulrihs
6: castle13, evan93
5: Konichiwa, Hunter_13, Carlton, Euphoria
4: Mezik, MWB, Jdella11
3: tylerbv
1: Great Username

I must admit that "I Got My Baby" is not my favorite uptempo from Breathe, but it surely isn't this bad...







89. Bringing Out the Elvis
5.67

#89 Scores

9.5: briannaisboss, madonnas
9: JakeKills, evan93
8.5: Ace Reject
7: Mezik, castle13, ClassicMainstream
6.5: Rumpelstiltskin
5: Hunter_13, Ulrihs
4: Carlton, tylerbv, Jdella11
3: Euphoria
2: Konichiwa
1: Great Username, MWB

THIS IS MY JAM. YOU'RE BRINGING OUT THE ELVIS IN ME. Admittedly, it has incredible lyrics too intelligent for most people to understand, and the metaphor "when I'm with you, I never have to feel like a sardine in a little metal can" is second only to "do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" but COME ON... YOU'RE BRINGING OUT THE ELVIS IN ME.





This is my childhood album y'all are defecating on.

[castle13]

Why do they hate Thank God for Hometowns?

[Tylerbv]

Faith getting slammed

[Konichiwa]

Oh god I HATED Bringing Out The Elvis. I should have given it a 1.

[MWB]

YES! @ Faith getting punch out.

Bringing Out the Elvis is just.

[Konichiwa]

Poor Faith is getting destroyed her album was the worst

[Ace Reject]

Bringing Out the Elvis is a bop! Cheesy as ****, but a bop nonetheless. Faith saves either the most terrible of songs with her voice.

BTW, when will Up be dragged? I want to know. A more soulless, overly long album I cannot remember.

[Hunter_13]

Faith sis

[madonnas]

OMG Faith's album isn't that bad! Bringing OUt the Elvis In Me is especially good.

[Konichiwa]

Originally posted by Ace Reject

Bringing Out the Elvis is a bop! Cheesy as ****, but a bop nonetheless. Faith saves either the most terrible of songs with her voice.

BTW, when will Up be dragged? I want to know. A more soulless, overly long album I cannot remember.

Up! is the best album in this rate. Forever & For Always was literally composed by angels.

[Changes]

Breathe was def. my least favorite of all the albums. It wasn't bad tho.

[Carlton]

I'm not surprised Faith is getting punched, the album as a whole is really bland. But if Breathe and The Way You Love Me aren't top 5, you'll all be sorry.