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Originally posted by Mzd
I got excited that we might finally get that "I Will Always Love You" performance 
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Kelly ain't got time fo' dat. She's way too lazy to hold a note longer than 5 seconds anymore.
I can just see her building up to the climax of the song and instead of doing the epic "ANNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII will always luuuuuuhv YOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIWILLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWA AAAYSSSS" she would just do some stripped down acoustic ******** "And Iiiiii will.... *breath* always love youuuu..*breath* *taco break* etc."
Kelly holds out on us. I bet she holds 20 second long flawless notes in
bed with brandon her car but we only get the flops. Which is still more than the lessor gorls could even fathom.. but you know.