[Skeleton Boy]

At Uni on nights out there were a few boys who I'm friends with but who I didn't really hang out with, and they would randomly come up to me drunk and grab my head and stick their tongue down my throat...One of them was ugly too and it's like f*ck off!

[harwee]

Originally posted by DWG

Since this thread was resurrected, lemme spill real quick:

There's a straight guy who has made curious comments and moves over the past several months. He pushed me up against a wall as if he were about to kiss me but didn't, suggested that I must be a screamer in bed, has touched my body more times than I can count and last week, when I said "F*** me" out of frustration, he chimed in and said, "Name the time and place, time and place." That's seriously just the tip of the iceberg, but needless to say, I was confused but intrigued. I decided to go in for the kill the other night and told him straight up to f*** me. He pulled me into his chest and said, "It'll happen," and then retracted about 10 minutes later and said, "Nah, that's not for me."



Gorls, I'm gonna need some feedback, feedback, oh.

The guy wants to experiment, but struggling if you're the one.

When he says "It'll happen", it means maybe not with you.

[Jameson Teqkilla]

Djskskf s I've never been with a straight guy. I prefer men with experience.

But when my ROTC friend came out as bisexual this year it was ON the same damn night

[.aR]

Originally posted by harwee

The guy wants to experiment, but struggling if you're the one.

When he says "It'll happen", it means maybe not with you.

Woah You read him like Morgan Freeman.....

He doesn't want to lose you as a friend.

[DWG]

Originally posted by Alejandrо

He sounds like he's just having fun. I've been given that kind of treatment. As much as it looks like it could be underneath it all a true desire, it isn't.

Sucks to be us.

Originally posted by Akil

Get him drunk..then get that ****.

Ha, we were both very drunk the other night.

Originally posted by Eaten By Lions

He's just being a nervous pucsy! You need to get on the aggressive for that ****.

At this point, I'm probably gonna back off completely. I said what I wanted to say.

"You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime..."

Originally posted by harwee

The guy wants to experiment, but struggling if you're the one.

When he says "It'll happen", it means maybe not with you.

Ooh, ouch.

When he retracted his first statement, he brought up his gay roommate and that he's just not interested in doing anything with any guy.

"On to the next one..."

[Ouz]

DWG. Your story. Is just. UGH. So hot. Oh my God.

[DWG]

Originally posted by Ouz

DWG. Your story. Is just. UGH. So hot. Oh my God.

I know. I just wish it had a happy ending. Literally.

[Eaten By Lions]

Originally posted by Shady

Omg I love these stories.

I've had many similar experiences. Not gonna waste my time typing out basically the same story so I'll tell a different kind of a tease.

Okay so there was this guy in my class. He was smart, sweet, cute, funny, out going, soft yet not a total pansy, he smelled good, had the cutest little butt ever, etc etc you know, the same old story. I liked him from day one tbh and honestly, I never thought we'd end up being friends. So yeah, by the second week of school we start talking, liked him even more. By the end of that week a few friends, my crush (let's call him Mark) and I went to my house to do a project. We finished the work within in an hour and just messed around (not in a sexual way lol) until nine when I took them home. They don't live too close to me so the car ride home was long. We were making jokes in the car, he called me dumb or something like that so I look at him and tell him sarcastically "I can kick you out of my car any moment I please" and he looks at me while biting his lip and with passion in his eyes, idk, and say "Oh really?" It turned me on in a way no other thing had ever.

By the next week we had another project so they came over once again. This time, due to some family issue, he slept over at my place. He took a shower right before going to bed so I had to lend him clothes, I went to the bathroom being all sneaky and **** to try and catch a peak at him but he was covered. He's insanely ashamed of his body it seems, even though he has a nice body So he gets on my bed, I'm on FB and he's playing my game. I was trying to talk to me but he was ignoring me because of the game so I lean over and grab his butt. It was big and soft but not in a saggy way... just soft, like a cloud. He didn't seem to mind though and he didn't mind when I touched his butt again a few days later, which was not my intention a friend grabbed my hand to touch his.

So weeks pass, blah blah yada yada and then he tells me he's switching classes the following semester. I was really heartbroken you could say because I really liked him. After that day, I distanced myself from my friends including Mark. I tried so hard finding the littlest things to hate him but I couldn't when he did so many cute things to me. It's funny thought because despite 'distancing' myself from him, I wanted to switch classes to be with him. He hugged me sometimes and touched my stomach, just little things like that. He was such a tease but I always let jealousy get the best of me, because our other friend 'Alex' was always in the way and it bugged me that Mark liked him more than he liked me as friend. One day we walked together, just us two, to the bus stops which happen to be 10-ish minutes away from the school. It was such a nice walk, I told him I really appreciated how much of a friend he was to me, I called him smart and cute. He just kind of smiled, he didn't thank me though. I asked him if he liked anyone from our class and he told me that he thought some girls were pretty but he didn't like anyone on a serious level. I took that as a hint so for the following weeks I tried overcoming my jealousy and angst so I could just be his friend.

He always caught me starring at him and he just smiled. That's another thing I really loved about him, his smile. They were perfectly white and straight. Anyway, then one day I realized that if I wanna changed classes to be with him I need to get my grades up. I had an 8.6 (B/B+) for the first quarter and if I wanted to change I need a 9 as a total semester grade. I worked harder just for him. Just so I could be with him. Then a about 2 weeks before the semester ended, I began to think things over and previous advice I was given. He didn't seem like a 'true friend', if anything I was just a classmate who smart (don't mean to brag) and whom he could hang with because of that. I began acting like a total bitch to him, I wouldn't cooperate with him during group work and whenever he would tease me and hug I backed away, stupid **** like that. Alas, it was the last day of school and we had a party to celebrate the end of the semester. I ignored him that whole day until about 30 minutes before we got out. He saw that I was taking pictures of my classmates and he asked me to take a picture with him. We went walking for a while before we got out and in my book bag I had a bag of candy I had bought for him so he could forgive how much of a dick I was. I had it in my book bag for a week but I ended up giving him only a bit of the candy. Anyway, back to that walk. It was nice too but I didn't feel as close to him as I previously had. He seemed more interested in me than I was in him. I told him I was grateful that I had such a good friend like him and he gave me a huge. and then he was gone...

Makes me sad how I wasted so much time on him and how he was my motivation for a whole semester. I never found out if he was gay or not but it doesn't really matter now. Don't think he was but even if he were, I don't think I ever had a chance. I talk to him every now and then but nothing compared to how good of friends we were.


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Sorry if that really has nothing to do with the thread (and for being too long) but I really wanted to get it out. I really non-sexual teases.

dasdasd not me reading this ENCYCLOPEDIA expecting some type of build up or kiss.

But it is cute! It's hard when guys aren't exactly open and you don't know how to approach them with your feelings.

[Solarie]

Wohooho what kind of convos, lol. Anyway I'm a straight female and sometimes I see when boys plays out in a gay way but I guess it's normal. However I have a really close gay friend who is still in a closet. So I'm trying to help him out. So if you look for a cute, bangable guy he's perfect He's in London.

[BambooBanga]

LMAOOO lord at this thread...

[Solarie]

Yeah I'm actually laughing at some of the stories lol ; d You guys make it sound so easy for gays I doubt it's like that.

[HausOfPatrick]

Originally posted by Shady

Omg I love these stories.

I've had many similar experiences. Not gonna waste my time typing out basically the same story so I'll tell a different kind of a tease.

Okay so there was this guy in my class. He was smart, sweet, cute, funny, out going, soft yet not a total pansy, he smelled good, had the cutest little butt ever, etc etc you know, the same old story. I liked him from day one tbh and honestly, I never thought we'd end up being friends. So yeah, by the second week of school we start talking, liked him even more. By the end of that week a few friends, my crush (let's call him Mark) and I went to my house to do a project. We finished the work within in an hour and just messed around (not in a sexual way lol) until nine when I took them home. They don't live too close to me so the car ride home was long. We were making jokes in the car, he called me dumb or something like that so I look at him and tell him sarcastically "I can kick you out of my car any moment I please" and he looks at me while biting his lip and with passion in his eyes, idk, and say "Oh really?" It turned me on in a way no other thing had ever.

By the next week we had another project so they came over once again. This time, due to some family issue, he slept over at my place. He took a shower right before going to bed so I had to lend him clothes, I went to the bathroom being all sneaky and **** to try and catch a peak at him but he was covered. He's insanely ashamed of his body it seems, even though he has a nice body So he gets on my bed, I'm on FB and he's playing my game. I was trying to talk to me but he was ignoring me because of the game so I lean over and grab his butt. It was big and soft but not in a saggy way... just soft, like a cloud. He didn't seem to mind though and he didn't mind when I touched his butt again a few days later, which was not my intention a friend grabbed my hand to touch his.

So weeks pass, blah blah yada yada and then he tells me he's switching classes the following semester. I was really heartbroken you could say because I really liked him. After that day, I distanced myself from my friends including Mark. I tried so hard finding the littlest things to hate him but I couldn't when he did so many cute things to me. It's funny thought because despite 'distancing' myself from him, I wanted to switch classes to be with him. He hugged me sometimes and touched my stomach, just little things like that. He was such a tease but I always let jealousy get the best of me, because our other friend 'Alex' was always in the way and it bugged me that Mark liked him more than he liked me as friend. One day we walked together, just us two, to the bus stops which happen to be 10-ish minutes away from the school. It was such a nice walk, I told him I really appreciated how much of a friend he was to me, I called him smart and cute. He just kind of smiled, he didn't thank me though. I asked him if he liked anyone from our class and he told me that he thought some girls were pretty but he didn't like anyone on a serious level. I took that as a hint so for the following weeks I tried overcoming my jealousy and angst so I could just be his friend.

He always caught me starring at him and he just smiled. That's another thing I really loved about him, his smile. They were perfectly white and straight. Anyway, then one day I realized that if I wanna changed classes to be with him I need to get my grades up. I had an 8.6 (B/B+) for the first quarter and if I wanted to change I need a 9 as a total semester grade. I worked harder just for him. Just so I could be with him. Then a about 2 weeks before the semester ended, I began to think things over and previous advice I was given. He didn't seem like a 'true friend', if anything I was just a classmate who smart (don't mean to brag) and whom he could hang with because of that. I began acting like a total bitch to him, I wouldn't cooperate with him during group work and whenever he would tease me and hug I backed away, stupid **** like that. Alas, it was the last day of school and we had a party to celebrate the end of the semester. I ignored him that whole day until about 30 minutes before we got out. He saw that I was taking pictures of my classmates and he asked me to take a picture with him. We went walking for a while before we got out and in my book bag I had a bag of candy I had bought for him so he could forgive how much of a dick I was. I had it in my book bag for a week but I ended up giving him only a bit of the candy. Anyway, back to that walk. It was nice too but I didn't feel as close to him as I previously had. He seemed more interested in me than I was in him. I told him I was grateful that I had such a good friend like him and he gave me a huge. and then he was gone...

Makes me sad how I wasted so much time on him and how he was my motivation for a whole semester. I never found out if he was gay or not but it doesn't really matter now. Don't think he was but even if he were, I don't think I ever had a chance. I talk to him every now and then but nothing compared to how good of friends we were.


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Sorry if that really has nothing to do with the thread (and for being too long) but I really wanted to get it out. I really non-sexual teases.

Tell me I wasn't the only one expecting something juicy to happen while reading this jfc...

I'm sorry it didn't work out though. Your relationship with him is somewhat similar to my relationship with my guy.

[iHype.]

This was bumped again?

This is like the most iconic thread of this year. I can still see it being bumped years later.

[HausOfPatrick]

I have a lot of other stories involving the same guy I posted about earlier. I think I'll share a few more...

One time he, my cousin, and I were all messing around at my house. My cousin was using the computer. He and I were wrestling playfully (I used to ALWAYS get scared to wrestle with him because 95% of the time, I'd get hard and I think he noticed ). Anyway, he had me pinned down on the couch. My back was on the seat and he had my positioned like he was about to stick something down my arse . AND HE DID... He grabbed this gigantic Fear Factor pencil (about 2 feet long and 2 inches in girth) I bought from Universal Studios and started PROBING my a**hole in front of my cousin.

Of course, I had pants on but I wish I didn't and I wish he had probed me with SOMETHING ELSE...
Another time he kissed me on the cheek because I was mad at him. I was at his house and he did it while I was eating lunch with his sister at the dinner table and I had to pretend like I was EXTREMELY disgusted...proceeded with anxiously rubbing the crap outta my cheek with a napkin and everything

This other time, I was in his room lying on his bed sideways going through my phone. He walks in the room straight from the shower with nothing but a towel around his waist covering his goods. He then leans forward towards his bed and puts his body against my body like he's doing a pushup on me or something and looks at what I'm going through on my phone and then stands back up.

Did I mention he's Guamanian, REALLY tan/dark, has a nice body, and was a football player throughout middle/high school.

Those were some good times.

[HausOfPatrick]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

This was bumped again?

This is like the most iconic thread of this year. I can still see it being bumped years later.

Sorry, I keep bumping it from replying to recent posts. I like to read if anyone posted after I did recently. These stories are quite fascinating

[Attitude]

Originally posted by HausOfPatrick

Tell me I wasn't the only one expecting something juicy to happen while reading this jfc...

I'm sorry it didn't work out though. Your relationship with him is somewhat similar to my relationship with my guy.

I was expecting him to come outta the closet.

[diam0nd]

There was this one guy at school that would say really sexual things like "I'm gonna smash your ass in" and "get on your knees and ****ing suck me" that on its own made me think he was gay and it turned me on like a lot , I mean I didnt even talk to him normally. Also i n the changing rooms, I was bent down putting things back in my bag and he grabbed my hips and grinded his crotch into my ass and made really over the top sex noises, and he also touched/slapped my ass on multiple occasions, he was quite hot swell and had such a nice body and I never stopped him aha. But that was nothing compared to what the other guys done to each other in the changing room, they would dry hump in only underwear and touch each other and they even compared dicks once

[Noodle]

These semi erotic stories gave me a boner

In my cooking class last year, I was placed in a group with this really hot guy who always wore tank tops to show off his biceps. Before starting our cooking assignment, he washed his hands and afterwards instead of drying off with a paper towel, he rubbed his hands all over my chest in a very sexual matter. It was the closest I ever got to sex and I didn't even get to act as if I enjoyed it (which I did)

[DayNNite20]

Okay guys I found the guy who I talked about the other day! He wants to meet me today at his house! He lives alone now

[Eaten By Lions]

Originally posted by DayNNite20

Okay guys I found the guy who I talked about the other day! He wants to meet me today at his house! He lives alone now

Be careful! Don't let him hurt you if he wants to muffle you for knowing about his secret