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Originally posted by Chill Bill
Ke$ha and Rihanna were two pop girls on vacation,
their legacies both marked by weeks of Billboard domination.
In late September, Ke$ha said, "My comeback will be glorious!
"With 'Die Young'", I shall slay the lessors and emerge victorious!"
"That's where you're wrong!" Rihanna said. "Your style is old hat!
"'Diamonds'", she said, "will top the charts in 20 seconds flat!"
Both singles took the Top 10 with considerable speed,
as both girls anxiously waited for their song to take the lead.
But there was just one obstacle they could not overcome,
A suit- wearing Korean from the district called Gangnam.
Both goofy and gregarious, a rather chummy guy,
He liked to dance and party, and his name was PSY.
Said PSY, "I'm sorry that I robbed you of your chance
to go to #1. But would you like to learn my dance?"
P.S. I know the queen of iTunes currently is Taylor,
but I can't think of very many words that rhyme with Taylor.
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