This song is awful honestly. And i usually like Gaga's music. Monsters like it only because it's from Gaga, if it was from another pop star they will hate it.
Lady Gaga don't give a ****. She'll mop you all across the floor and snatch your ****ing weave out. She might even **** your wife if you're lucky.
I can't believe people are asking if it's meant to be taken seriously and if it's the first single. Of ****ing course this won't be on the album, it's just for fun.
This is a hot a$$ mess and I ****ing love it. She's having fun and that's it. Not to mention that people would never expect something like this from her. Perfect.
I can't @ people actually taking her serious and thinking that this would be a song on ARTPOP.
Yass Gaga give me urban bitch teas now if her and Rih can make a remix for this song ... 
