Hello dear friends! Now... i know everyone's favorite player just got eliminated but i just wanna say IT'S GONNA BE OK!
but seriously, i've had a super fun time thanks to the nice tribe members that weren't bitches and didn't hate on my flawless scores
but most of all, i wanna thank dillon for being THE MOST AMAZING HOST! i mean, i know he's nasty as hell and smells like a queef
but he did a flawless job tbh
now you all need to start a campaign to make dillon hire me as a judge for season 2
i'll be the demi to his simon tbh
i can't wait to see who wins this season and i'll be voting for my fave
btw.... i was the mastermind behind SO MANY of yall's eliminations... i backstabbed so many of you delusional bitches
AND I DON'T EVEN CUURRRRR
Sorry Timmy! However you did a great job and made it 99% all the way, so good job boo. 
I don't think anyone could slay as hard as you did even while being banned. 
