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JT's World -2/2/07 -More Funny Jokes! (Updated) :)
Alrighty here are more jokes 
BUNGEE JUMPING
Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two of them pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.The first guy jumps to test the equipment. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back and he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine. Hey, what the heck is a 'pinata'?"
THIRTEEN
A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a hole in the wood.He put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."
60 WAYS TO ORDER A PIZZA
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD.
10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
11. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
12. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
13. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
15. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
16. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
17. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
18. Change your accent every three seconds.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Start your order with "I'd like. . .". A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't."
21. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
22. Rent a pizza.
23. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
24. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
25. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
26. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.
27. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
28. Imitate the order taker's voice.
29. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
30. When they say, "What would you like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
31. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
32. Ask to see a menu.
33. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
36. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
37. Ask what the pizza place's phone number is. Hang up, and call again.
38. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
39. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
40. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
41. Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and. . . action!"
42. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
43. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
44. Be vague in your order.
45. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
46. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
47. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
48. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
49. Put them on hold.
50. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
51. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
52. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
53. When you're given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
54. Order term life insurance.
55. When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
56. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
57. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
58. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
59. Order a steamed pizza.
60. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
THEDOORBELL
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we run!"
LOL!!!!! 
More to come later 
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JT's World -2/2/07 - A Deadly Tornado in Florida!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16940788/
ok today i woke up and i turned on my TV i came to find that a deadly tornado hit Florida in Lake Mary overnight. 19 people were killed including a 7 year old kid , houses were blown away including a church it was so bad i'm just shocked by this because me and my family used to live there where the tornado hit until we moved down to Orlando in March of 2006 if me and my family never moved i would have probably been dead right now! and you guys would have lost a PF member! This is so bizarre ! Please check out the link
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14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
15. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
31. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
32. Ask to see a menu.
36. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
53. When you're given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
56. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
57. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
at The Doorbell....Cool!
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Lucky u moved.If not...sigh...i just lost a very good friend of mine.This means God still loves u.We all do.
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I know! i was so shocked i couldn't beleive that happen
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At least you're safe now.But if you didn't moved and ure dead,how are we suppose to know ure dead?That's a fate worse than death.But then again,ure safe.That's all that matters.
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Well i thought about that and i have a solution if i ever died which i hope it's for a very long time i already asked my older brother to make video saying i died and let you guys know about it you guys deserve to know anything bad that happens to me
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Awww..that is so sweet of you.That's an unusual request but you won't die any sooner.i hope u don't.At least not until u get old when it's the right time.But certainly not now.U are like a family here. 
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JT's World -2/2/07 - A Deadly Tornado in Florida!
Thanks Charmed_Kai! 
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WOW! Thank Lord you're safe, but it is very unfortunate that others had to deal with it. I'll pray for them in hope that they gain stability.
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JT's World -2/3/07 - Topic Of The Day: Have you ever been rejected by your crush?
February 3,2007
TOPIC OF THE DAY: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN REJECTED BY YOUR CRUSH?
I have  it was back at high school i had this crush on a girl but she had a boyfriend but one day she got jealous because she saw her boyfriend hanging out with some girl and that girl had a crush on him so she founded out i had a crush on her so she basically used me to make her boyfriend jealous to kinda het back at him and i'm thinking this girl actually likes me but turns out she didn't and when i found out about it i was so pissed i hate when people use you like that but yea that's what happened to me
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Ah that's sad Fireman , did you think she had broken up with her bf at the time? Like you now know, it's usually better not to be in relationships/date people who have just finished with someone else because it's a volatile situation (or with those that are still with others except in very sympathetic circumstances).
As for me, yep, I think every 'crush' I ever had wasn't interested bar one and that was one that it turned out I would have preferred not to have been interested (and not to have met at all). When I was older - 19 - I met someone nice but it was short and sweet, then after that at 20 someone else. But it's a good thing I'm not bothered about romance anymore.
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Ahhhhh....I hate situations involving those kinds of bitches.
I've yet to be rejected by any girl I've tried to go out with. Now n' Days, I do a little "research/asking around" about her before starting any sort of relationship. If she already has a boyfriend or anything that would prevent her + I occuring, I wouldn't go into anything with her on that kind of level. (I'd more so start a friendship then anything else at that time, which has worked out for the best in most of my circumstances I've come across.)
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oh that sucks
i never had a crush that rejected me---lol
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I got dumped one time and that's it.
Damn, that must suck. Enjoying it and then having your fun ruined is really bad.
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yea but i'm over it it happenend in my sophmore year in high school
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I pity u,JT.U are bein used for other ppl's satisfaction.Wth.And that person is ur crush.
I don't think anyone want me but there's this chinese gurl who openly express her feeling to me and said she loves me but i kinda rejected her.Oops.i was young back then so i don't know much abt love.
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Well it happened to me I was the crush that rejected but it was for a good reASON
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Nope never. I have been single from day 1.
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JT's World -2/4/07 - Update on JT's Life
February 4,2007
UPDATE ON JT'S LIFE
Well nothing happenend much with me this week the only thing that happened this week is that i escaped death from that deadly tornado. and oh yea i bought alot of CD's i bought Katherine McPhee, AFI,FallOut Boy,Paula DeAnda, and Grammys 07 CD now i have all the grammys CD's since 2000 um that's basically it for me for this week college is still a pain lol
P.S. Later today i will announce that next Edition of Musical Chairs!
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yay! you are alive...musical chairs will continue to update!
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