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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like music
You: ??
Stranger: Yes
You: Demi Lovato?
You: Check out her song "Give your heart a break"
Stranger: Is this her management?
Stranger: Some sorta PR thing huh?
You: No, I'm Demi
You: To be honest
Stranger: And I'm joe Jonas your ex how awkward
Stranger:

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You: Yeah kinda awkward :/
You: But I've moved on
You: I'm more in to blonde boys now.
Stranger: Niall horan?
You: Yes
Stranger: He doesn't deserve you
You: And you did? You broke my heart!
Stranger: Besides he's a ****. Ya shower of ****s
Stranger: Ring a bell?
You: It was a banter!
You: He didn't mean it!
Stranger: Whatever. Okay what about Spain. All those ****s he was with?
You: Me and him have a very open relationship
Stranger: Who do you cheat on him with?
You: Selena Gomez and Hannah Beth. We all swing it together
Stranger: So ur lesbian now?
Stranger: This is actually Harry, nialls back up ****. I'm telling him abt ur dirty ways
You: I'm bisexual, me and Selena used to date before Justin came and ruined everything
You: Harry?? Oh no!!
Stranger: Justin's really hot now not gonna lie. I Harry styles am also bi
You: He has a tiny dick
Stranger: Hes just my type. But I prefer 45 year old married bimbos
Stranger: Dont be rude to Justin's dick
You: It's not like I'm gonna hurt it's feelings
You: Bieberconda
You: Will you buy my album?
Stranger: Im just very aware of his feelings ok
You: Are you Justin??
Stranger: I already bought ur album as a gift for niall when he lost his virginity
Stranger: Im Harry I told you
You: Well he lost it to me and Harry... How do you know about Justin
You: 's dick?
You: :O
Stranger: Nialls shown me pictures. Him and Justin are close. Plus Niall lost his v card to Emma ostilly I don't know what ur talking abt
You: Wait Niall have pics of Justin's private parts?
Stranger: Oops I wasn't supposed to share that...
You: BUSTED!!
You: Will you buy my single or not?
Stranger: Ill buy it
Stranger: Okay listen Caroline is here & I don't want her to think I'm cheating in you with her.. I gotta go.
You: ok bye!
You have disconnected.
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So long! but... Mission accomplished!
