Cut out the tacky talk of that stewardness + Dr. Luke's autotune voice and throw it out. The rest of the song is addictive enough. The geographical references are unnecessary doe.
She can not brush her teeth for a month, and smile with the yellowness and plaque buildup whenever she goes outside. Then she can do a Shakira and strike an endorsement deal with a toothpaste company with a commercial featuring the song. Get dem sales!