Bart.
I think I love you.
My love for you almost makes me want to post half-naked pictures of myself all up in PYP and start offering to suck random ****. Almost.
I hope your love for me doesn't prevent you from doing your job. I wouldn't want people to smoke weed in the backrooms while you have the late-night managerial shift - again!
Bart, I should write a story about my secret love for you! Involving Xena... and Jesse McCarthy! Can you say three-way? Mmmm, I'm so horny right now! If only my mom wasn't so freaking ethicisim...