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Some humor: Quotes from Fred Phelps & Such.
"America is doomed and cursed by God irreversibly".
"It's too late to pray for America. It's a sin to pray for America".
"Rita is an answer to the prayers of the suffering saints of Westboro Baptist Church". (Hurricane Rita)
"The Lord God Almighty killed, looked at them in the face, laughed and mocked at each one of them as he cast each one of them into hell". (The people who died on 9/11)
"Nobody that's intelligent and that fears God will fly the American flag any way but upside-down, the international symbol of distress".
"All ye having business before this honorable Court draw nigh, give your attention and ye shall be heard. No, no. Draw nigh and bend over. They're gonna rape you up the butt". (... the Supreme Court)
"The President of the United States gets his jollies masturbating horses".
"The hell with your flag. The hell with your *** army, your *** courts, your ***-run government".
"This is the hypocritical, ***-infested, ***-run United States of America and we're supposed to respect that *** rag flag?"
"The red on that flag stands for *** rectal blood".
"On Pope John Paul II's watch, the Catholic Church became the church of the holy pedophiles. And sodomite feces replaced the wafer for their communion service. And Sodomite semen replaced the wine that the Pope drinks".
"1.07 billion members of that monstrous machine called the Roman Catholic Church. Every last one of them going to hell".
"Whatever righteous cause the Jewish victims of the 1930s-40s Nazi Holocaust had... has been drowned in sodomite semen. American taxpayers are financing this unholy monument to Jewish mendacity and greed and to filthy *** lust. Homosexuals and Jews dominated Nazi Germany...The Jews now wander the earth despised, smitten with moral and spiritual blindness by a divine judicial stroke...And god has smitten Jews with a certain unique madness...Jews, thus perverted, out of all proportion to their numbers energize the militant sodomite agenda...Jews are the real Nazis."
-A protest in 1996 at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in DC.
"They're mean. Mean as Hell. Headed for Hell. The meanest, most hateful people on Earth."
-on Catholics
Deal with it, you idolatrous morons! The pope is in Hell. Westboro Baptist Church members are competent expert witnesses, having picketed hundreds of Catholic churches in all fifty states over the past fourteen years. We will bear witness on Judgment Day: Catholics are the meanest, most violent people on Earth, and their churches are filled with filthy *** priests. On John Paul II's watch, the Catholic Church became the CHURCH OF THE HOLY PEDOPHILES and sodomite feces and semen replaced bread and wine.
-also on Catholics
And now the ever classic Julie Banderas vs. Shirley Phelps-Roper...
Banderas: "You are the devil!"
Phelps-Roper: "If you believe in the Bible, miss, you're going to hell!"
Banderas: "What would you do if you had a son in the military? Would you damn him to hell as well? Because you're gonna join him there if you had a son!"
Phelps-Roper: "I have eight sons and I have three daughters, and none of them would dare, dare fight for a nation who has made God their No. 1 enemy."
Banderas: "The Bible says 'the fear of the Lord is hatred of evil,' Proverbs. 'Pride and arrogance and the way of evil and perverted speech I hate.' Perverted speech like yours: 'God hates ****.' You are preaching absolute B.-., and you know the final letter."
Phelps-Roper: "If you don't tell them that this nation is full of idolatry, full of adulteries ...
Banderas: "Full of insane people like yourself, ma'am."
Phelps-Roper: "You're proud. You're proud of your sins. You can't do enough sinning. You think 'gay' pride, bimbo. You have sinned away your day of grace."
Banderas: "OK, you are an abomination."
Phelps-Roper: "America is doomed. America is doomed. ... Before your eyes, missy, you're gonna see the destruction of America."
Banderas: "If America is doomed, then why don't you get out? Why are you in this country? Why are you an American? Are you an American?"
Phelps-Roper: "I am exactly where my God put me to tell you plainly, that you are going to hell, and there's nothing you can do about it."
Banderas: "Why don't you take your church to another country, then, ma'am? Thank you so much. You should not be proud to be an American, and thank you. Good-bye."
and Sean Hannity & Alan Colmes vs. Shirley Phelps-Roper...
HANNITY: And you believe all of that. You thank God for 9/11?
ROPER: Do you think that all these mean things that you're saying can bring a single one of those soldiers?
HANNITY: Hang on a second.
ROPER: Or bring back a single 9/11 victim?
HANNITY: I've got a question for you. You thank God for 9/11. You thank God for AIDS. You thank God for dead soldiers that give you the right to be a fool?
ROPER: I thank God for every single one of his righteous judgments that he executes upon a rebellious people, a people who will not obey.
COLMES: Hey, Shirley, it's Alan Colmes. What's the matter with you?
ROPER: What's the matter with me?
COLMES: What is the matter with you?
ROPER: Why don't you just obey? The scripture says that you should obey...
COLMES: Who should I obey? Who would you like me to obey?
ROPER: ... the Lord your God's will. Bless you.
ROPER: If you do not obey, the commandments of the Lord our God, then he'll curse you.
COLMES: Shirley, I want to be very clear here. Your church...
ROPER: It's a curse.
COLMES: Hold on a second. Your church -- Shirley.
ROPER: It's a curse when your child comes home dead from battle.
COLMES: Can you hear me OK?
ROPER: I can hear you.
COLMES: Your church is called the Westborough Baptist Church. You're not associated with any mainstream Baptist organization. It's mostly your own family members in this church.
You and your father, Fred Phelps, hate not just gays. You hate Catholics. You hate Jews. Your father referred to the Holocaust as miniscule, led a protest at the Holocaust Museum in D.C., said Jews are the real Nazis.
You are an abomination. You ought to be ashamed to yourself. You're an embarrassment to this nation.
ROPER: Well, I'm glad you recognize that there is such a concept as an abomination.
COLMES: The way you behave toward soldiers who risk their life for this country, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
COLMES: You know, 'm glad to have you on television, because as Louis Brandeis said, Shirley, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and you need to be disinfected. This is sick, the things you're doing. How dare you do this to the families of our soldiers?
ROPER: You cannot bring back any one of those dead soldiers by throwing a fit at us. How dare you fail to obey the commandments the Lord your God and bring his wrath down upon not just your head...
COLMES: Excuse me, Ms. Phelps.
ROPER: ... but the heads of these young and women who are -- who have been cut off by a raging mad God, described...
COLMES: I don't respond to you. I don't have to answer to you. I answer to the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
ROPER: ... as so angry as having smoke coming out of his mouth.
COLMES: You have said...
ROPER: That's your god. How dare you invoke the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, and then flip him off, refusing to obey and behave yourself? You know that sodomy is an abomination, and yet this nation rises up with one voice to say it's OK to be gay. And you know that's why the wrath of God is upon you.
COLMES: All right. If you can just stop your ranting for just one second, let me ask you a question. If your church -- if you're so popular and what you're saying is truly the word of God, how is it your church only has -- let me ask -- let me get my question out. How is it your church has 100 members, and it's your family?
ROPER: It's really not quite 100, and about 80 percent are our family. But nevertheless, that doesn't change the word of God, and by the way, you say we're popular. No, no, no, no.
COLMES: You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
ROPER: We're hated by this nation.
HANNITY: I'm a Christian, I don't hate God. Let me ask you a last question.
ROPER: No, you're not a Christian, honey. Go ahead.
HANNITY: What are your sins?
ROPER: Yes, you tried this the other day. Why don't we talk about the issue at hand, Mr. Hannity?
HANNITY: What -- what do you do?
ROPER: Why is it you don't warn your nation?
HANNITY: Do you sin?
ROPER: Why don't you use that bully pulpit that you have to warn your neighbor that his sin is taking him to hell and to encourage your fellow man, knowing the terror of the Lord, you should persuade men to obey and behave.
HANNITY: Halleluiah.
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