I'm doing this based off of some MadTV sketches i've seen. Michael McDonald (Clive) & Nicole Sullivan (Judith) are at various events where they literally scalp everybody. They read so much they literally make Fantasia's brain look like the size of an ant. Literally.
So in the same vein, i'm going to post a celebrity and you have to have the most clever line to win. No flamebait, just refined shade. No Reporting Zone, this is just a fun game.