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Let Me Tell You Something About Osama Bin Laden
Let me tell you something about Osama bin laden. We were best friends in muslim school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, i started working on my 1st bomb which was totally amazing, but ...then it got praised and shipped to America, and Osama was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would blow him off to work on my bomb, he'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "why are you so obsessed with me?" so then, for my birthday party, which was an all turban camel ride party, I was like, "Osama, I can't invite you, because I think you're islam." I mean I couldn't have an islam at my party, there were gonna be muslims there in their turbans. I mean, right? he was an ISLAM. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his beard was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's dead.
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