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Post the most infamous moments in oldTRL history.
#1 Sammi on the first-week sales of "Britney Jean"
#2 KittyCat on the "Roar" vs "Applause" debacle
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Monsters really need to stop. No one has forgotten the Prism thread. Sure, it's easy for you to try and #StopTheDramaStartTheMusic now, but where was that weeks ago- for Katy, for Miley? Nope, there will be no reduction in lashings or mercy. We will continue to rip every shred of hair on your heads until all that's left is a bald, shiny ARTPOP ball stamped 240K. And just when you think "I'm safe. They're gone." that the nightmare is over and that you can finally rest from the claws of the KatyCats, we will re-scalp you again as the echo of Katy's 'Roar' plays in your mind on loop.
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#3 jayyyxtee on fellow Little Monster Emma
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You know what
I hope the wheels on Emma's wheelchair rusts and she literally immobile **** her for thinking that we can't criticize our fave. Also **** Gaga for calling the people who have been here for her since 2008 not real fans cause we don't agree with her selfish opinions, what kind of dictator has she become? She promised NON STOP SLAYAGE ever since 2011 her dumb ass and she delivered ****. Actual **** (well the album is alright so maybe not **** just not amazing) How do you work on something for almost 3 years and just can't get it right with the critics, the GP and now THE FANS ARE TURNING ON YOU GAGA SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG. LISTEN TO PEREZ LISTEN TO TROY AND LISTEN TO BOOMKACK THEY WERE TRYING TO HELP YOU AND NOW WE ARE.
Gaga your art sucks, its so self-absorbed and just annoying tbh your "art" in the old days was good mostly cause you didn't parade around begging people to take you seriously. I love you and bought a ticket to the show and if you and that wheelchair bound twat thinks that doesn't make me a good fan then the BOTH of you can watch me RUN away and never return like the rest of the world considering you couldn't at one point and Emma never will.
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#4 Nicole on Britney Spears
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Happy New Year SYG! Let's make 2014 a year of positivity.
But first a question about the droopy eyed, leather faced, turkey necked, Alvin & The Chipmunks sounding meth face of lipscyhing who lied and said she's never lipsynched + sold $105m album + broke Vegas records, the credit stealing thief who was exposed by the MATM producer, the trend hopping robot whose entire existence was manufactured to capitalize on the worst pop music trend ever (bubblegum pop) and who made a career of jumping trends (urban, electro dance pop, "self-written" personal ballads), the child abuser who was deemed such an unfit parent that Kevin Federline got full custody, the drug addict so severe that anyone who comes with a 1 mile radius of her must sign a rider and be strip searched for psychotropic substances, the poster child for trainwreck celebrities, the Paris Hilton of Pop Music whose forgotten discography consists of 2 themes and gets less recurrent airplay than Kylie Minogue, the white Janet Jackson minus the meaningful message music and minus the impactful career death (the creation of YouTube), the white slave who tried to commit suicide so many times she had all her human rights revoked, the casino act who can't get a top 10 or stay on UWC for more than 2 weeks, the spoiled entitled white trash princess who looks at her fans with more disgust than the world looks at her greasy uncombed hair, the racist, homophobic moron who knows less words than a laboratory chimp and who is so brain dead she can no longer perform on TV, the no talent puppet who is frequently ridiculed on American TV and radio for being the worst thing that ever happened to pop music and the reason no one takes popstars seriously...
...did she CROAK in Vegas yet?
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#5 Patrick on "Private Show" by Britney Spears
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I was surprised to see the mixed reception for this one... and then I wasn't.
Further proof of a deep generational chasm that divides ATRL into two camps; the twentysomething pop sophisticates with 15 to 20 years of top-shelf pop consumption to their name, and an unruly kid crew with Scream Queens avatars and tributes to Nick Jonas in their signatures. It's not that the latter generation is a lost cause entirely, but they've clearly never heard a "Britney" — that is, they've never encountered a voice quite as distinctive as Britney's. "But I know Britney! Circus was the first album I bought!" First off, ask for a refund. And no, you don't know Britney, you know a very stilted and subdued version of the iconic performer.
The Britney of "Private Show" is Britney as Britney is intended to sound. She very skillfully vacillates between a range of tones; she nasally, then guttural, then grainy, then nasally again, then delicate. (And yes, that's how she's supposed to do it.) She's sultry. She's goofy. She's sounds slightly absurd. She's fully engaged. She's expressive in ways that "technically superior" vocalists just aren't. She is brilliant. You have no idea how brilliant she is.
This is the probably purest attempt Britney has made to harness some of that ineffable charm that made her early work so irresistible. I adore it.
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#6 Mimilamb on Liam Payne winning a "hottest man alive" contest
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But how did this derp faced, thumb shaped head, caterpillar browed, fiveheaded, eggplant nosed, closeted, starting to get fat, Michelle Williams of the group abomination that could get a buzzcut longer than his lumpy chode manage to get 343 (the circumference of his bussy in inches) points?
Congrats on him winning an award from the AIDS committee, I guess. But soon enough you'll be throwing incoherent temper tantrums on twitter again to let out that sexual frustration of Harry rejecting your pleads to bottom for him.
Hopefully that blotchy mole on your neck develops into skin cancer and kills you.
Good DAY.
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#7 Pedro on Camila Cabello leaving Fifth Harmony
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Here's my very personal post about this:
“I never knew a love that doesn’t hurt”
Fifth Harmony, “Scared Of Happy”
No one wants to wake up to the news I woke up to this morning. No one. I was preparing my coffee, turning on wi-fi and the first thing I read is: “Camila Cabello leaves Fifth Harmony”. I blinked my eyes countless times and I went on Facebook just to see more and more posts about it. I couldn’t believe it. My Fifth Harmony dream was over and there I was at 8AM sitting in my kitchen looking at the screen of my iPhone.
I know this may sound a bit too much but… Yes. Tears started falling from my eyes and they wouldn’t stop. I don’t consider this to be an over dramatic reaction like many of you could easily consider. I look at it as unconditional love, dedication and passion. Something unexplainable, no one can translate love into words or even admiration. Some people get your attention and you don’t know why. And while I am fully aware that Fifth Harmony are not over, they’re just down to four, I also am aware that it’s never going to be the same. It doesn’t matter if it is Camila or Dinah or Lauren or Ally or Normani. It doesn’t. I saw this girlgroup being born when they were just five little girls. A few years later they turned into strong and confident women and extremely inspirational. They brought the term “girlgroup” back in the music industry and scored two of the biggest hits of this new decade. I was obsessed and extremely proud of it.
I’ve always been aware that girlgroups are not meant to last and that’s why I flew to Paris just to see them live last year. I knew this was a fast career and that’s why I spent over 800€ on this girlgroup (I’ve watched them live twice, I met them twice, I bought their music, I took a trip just to see them, paid hotel… You make the counts!). I wanted to live it as much as I could and looking back I am so proud of every single thing I did for them. They brought back my fan vein in a way I’ve never experienced before. Britney Spears, Shakira… They’re both established artists and it’s another story on how their careers are handled.
Every Fifth Harmony fan was aware that Camila Cabello was not happy. Ever since “Worth It” became a smash, something went wrong and the relationship between Camila and the four girls has always been weird. There’s indifference and I don’t know what to think. Nonetheless, I am no one to judge that. All I want to make clear is: Fifth Harmony are never going to be Fifth Harmony again and that’s why I feel like my dream has been crashed. My Fifth Harmony dream has ended. It hurts so bad when you’re not prepared… After all they announced a third album last week.
And no. I am not turning my back on Camila. This was a rough decision but I know what it's like to be in a place where you don't belong or feel included and sometimes... It's better to just go for it.
Yet, I always like to see things from the bright side and I am going to always support Fifth Harmony as a group just like any of the five girls as individual acts. They’ve had an amazing and beautiful impact in my life.
Fourth (Fifth) Harmony… Good luck. Camila Cabello… Good Luck.
Fifth Harmony…
Thank You. You’ve given me the ultimate fan experience and you’ve been so inspirational. All of you.
“You’re my everlasting love”
Fifth Harmony, “Everlasting Love”
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#8 Just 1 fan & 19 people from street attend Carly Rae Jepsen event
http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=493903
#9 Queen Leona's new boyfriend
http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=156250
#10 Brandy caught walking in a puddle of vomit
http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=130648
Anything else, ATRL?.
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