Trump: Howard let me just ask you. You said something a while ago about Beth that amazed me because it applies to Melania. You said you’ve never seen her do anything, like, bad, in terms of her own personal. You said you’ve never heard her fart.
Stern: Not only is that true, she doesn’t make doody. She hasn’t made doody…
Trump: I can say the exact same thing about Melania.
Anyways Melania know if she were to ever fart around him he'd divorce her bc that's just the kind of man he is. She's no dummy (well at least not about this). She knows where her bread is buttered.