Ive almost been caught for several times that I cant even remember
But the one came up first was when I was like 14 and I decided to use a pen to do some fake ass tattoos on my "it" before jacking off at my grandmas home. Then when I was enjoying drawing stuff and my grandma walked in on me doing that. I was automatically put my pants on. I swear she saw the whole thing but she just walked away pretending nothing happened. After that it was so embarrassing when she called me for dinner
Another time, I was sleeping next to my mom and I was too horney and i just jacked off next to her. Then I *** over my pajamas and my blanket then I had to wake up to clean things up.
And for several times my parents detected "the white substance" on the floor and they asked me what was that I sad I didnt know. Then they said it could be my little bro's yogurt and even cleaned them up for me =.- But Im not sure if they knew or not.