I'm very very very VERY VERY VERY VEERRRYYYYYY SORRY Y'ALL!
As I told you previously, I got a job like a week/couple of days after starting this game and I initially thought that I could manage both the job and posting stuff. However, the job is way way wayyyy more work than I initially bargained for. I am so sincerely sorry, like you have no idea.
I honestly wanted with all of me to host this game so so bad as best as I possibly could but this has just come in the way and I honestly don't have time for much anymore.
I am really really sorry to anybody that I may have let down, Sincerely sorry.
I'll post the entries for the last round just so your efforts would not have been in vain (+ I don't even know how the game was going to go on because I sent out numerous reminders yet only 6 people sent in entries). Once again, I am so so sorry!
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Originally posted by T-Swizz
First we're going to be strutting down the street looking like a cross between Reese Witherspoon in Legally blonde and a Harajuku Audrey Hepburn, whilst being hounded by paparazzi in ski masks. Then we're going to dance with 2 black guys who look like Jean-Michel Basquiat. A giant baby head is then going to float above the earth as you're sat in a chair wired to a machine, which is then when we appear as a space goth with a pet alien and a laser gun and take over the world & name Beyoncé the official ruler.
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Originally posted by HausOfLuke
As I am reading Fifty Shades of Gay in my backyard I notice a star shine bright in my backyard. The star gets brighter until it crashes in a blue ball of fire straight into my pool out bursts a girl that is out of this world. She tells me that her name is Lady Gaga and she has come to study Earth so she can bring in back to her home planet G.O.A.T. We hop into my car and drive off. She starts singing and it starts to rain liquid gold! Next thing I know every cheap thing I own turns into valuable pieces of gold. We hit the hospital because she says she can heal the sick and she did! Every patient no matter his or her illness was healed. We end our crazy night in a graveyard where she shows her final power: reviving the dead. I tell her the music world needs the king of pop back. We dance the night away listening to Michael Jackson sing some never before recorded songs. This was one crazy day thanks to Lady Gaga my friend from G.O.A.T
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Originally posted by Qatari Monster
If an alien friend with "radical alien powers" landed in my pool, I would greet it nude, and show it what it's like too see heaven in earth. We will go to Katy Perry's house, turn her into dog food and mail it to Gaga's mansion so Asia could eat that mess and could die from food poisoning. Make my ass a dollar machine, instead of ****: the only thing that comes out of my ass is money so I could be rich forever. But for the most important thing we all wanted to happen already, Go to Iggy Azalea and turn her into a hippo and ship it to the furthest land in Antarctica so we could do a favor to the whole world.
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Originally posted by HausofNiko
I'd have Iggy sis abuse ha powers for me. We'd go to lady gagas house and ask for artpop act 2 / dwuw video and if she says no Iggy will turn her into a cookie and we will go steal them. After that, we would campaign, yes campaign. Iggy and I will work very hard to run for president. We will use her alien powers to send messages to everyone's brains saying "Vote 4 Iggy 2016" and we will run all the tv stations, radio stations, and so on. After becoming president, I will be iggys first man, and Britney will be our pet. (Iggy will then turn brit to our animal of Choice - probably a poodle) we will love each other for the rest of our lives, and be happily ever after. The end
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Originally posted by PrinceMichaelFan
If an alien landed in the pool behind my house, I would take it my bathroom and of course clean ha. I want my alien to look flawless as possible, especially when we are going out and about. I would go on crazy adventures like to the club, and you use it as bait to fish for guys considering they be buzzing around me like flies  I would also take the alien to area 51 so we can try and sneak in to get the rest of ha family out of there. I would use the alien's powers to shield us as we go across unnoticed by the guard, and once we're in we'll discover some of the most shocking yet fascinating things. |
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Originally posted by Anvarie
After chatting with my friend about space, alien life, and their powers we would go to Hollywood and...
1. Probe all of the famous guys like justin, austin, brad, taylor kinney, david beckham etc 
2. Make my faves albums go diamond; I'm sure one of their powers could do this
3. Delete Pretty Girls from existence
4. Then probably **** them and make the worlds first alien/human hybrid baby (male aliens can carry children according to a close source) |
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Originally posted by Girlicious
If I were to hang out with my new found alien friend I would first need to get her looking normal. You know put her in average everyday person clothing. We'd then go around town checking out all the nicest places in town and the nature because if they are from out of this world I want them to get a nice look at what Earth looks like. Then I would go hunting for a man with her I mean... Earth is known to have the hottest men in the galaxy! We'd find a man and I'd get her to work her alien powers to get that hot man to jump on my dick. Then I'd thank ha and snatch ha man and kick ha ass back to mars and run off with this new hunky hottie.
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Once again, so so sorry y'all!
