[M i x]

When are the results cuming?

[Cupid]

Originally posted by Marooner5

When are the results cuming?

When Matty gets online to send me his scores, I'm guessing tonight

[ethan]

Originally posted by theoyella jukebox

ddd

Well there's always the faux-Lounge-thread-that-should-really-be-a-Games-Section game ATRL Sings...but I thought this thread would be more active with jokes/kiis/gifs on every page. Where are the kiis?

I'm sure there will be plenty of kiis as soon as the "funny" posts you chose are revealed.

[EdgeOfAddiction]

Originally posted by Addicted

When Matty gets online to send me his scores, I'm guessing tonight

Why is my inbox empty?

[pika]

Aren't we supposed to get entries before the judge's comments?

[Cupid]

Originally posted by EdgeOfAddiction

Why is my inbox empty?

oop paid dust. jk i'm sending to you now xoxo

[Cupid]

Originally posted by pika

Aren't we supposed to get entries before the judge's comments?

Yup those are coming tonight too I'm just trying to get the judges comments in quick so this game doesn't wait around stall seeing as it's been going so slow so far

[Matty]

Originally posted by Addicted

When Matty gets online to send me his scores, I'm guessing tonight

The last inbox message I received was two days ago.

[Prometheus.]

Chris Brown makes good music.

(using this as entry, btw. Don't wan to confuse anyone.)

[Prometheus.]

$ent.

[Matty]

Originally posted by EdgeOfAddiction

Is this how the "Singing Bee" felt? Forgotten?

There was a singing bee?

[Cupid]

The Entries!

So some of your posts don't make sense without the thread title or the post you're replying to, so I included that in your entries just to put your posts in context. *Note: I didn't include gifs or pictures because I wanted to focus mainly on the text part of your post, I only included the pictures for Scene because the text was basically on the pictures. Also I couldn't quote them all as a lot of the threads were closed and wouldn't let me.

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Marooner5

Thread Title: Rihanna in studio recording New Material
In reply to: But David worked on those albums

Originally posted by Marooner5

She also works on them


She records them

Thread Title: The Voice UK winner set to smash UK charts
In reply to: not she following the winners of The Voice US

Originally posted by Marooner5

people like us we've got to stick together.

Thread Title: Billboard Hot 100 Singles (May 29-June 5, 2013)
In reply to: Why a JT pic?

Originally posted by Marooner5

Cause he has the biggest decline in the top 10?

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Chill Bill

Thread Title: Biggest fears about your fave?

Originally posted by Chill Bill

Sometimes I fear that Bruno Mars's hat is really an expertly camouflaged alien parasite that will devour his head one night on stage when we least expect it.

Thread Title: Viewers notice "kettle resembling Hitler" on JC Penney ad
In reply to: I mean, the worst part, to me, is the spout. It's shaped like the Nazi salute. It's bad enough that it already somewhat resembles Hitler, but the SPOUT resembles a Nazi salute.

Originally posted by Chill Bill

I'm a little teapot, short and stout!

Here is my handle, and here is my spout!

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, "WIR MÜSSEN DIE JUDEN BESEITIGEN!"

Thread Title: Chill Bill's Countdown |2012| TOP TEN WORST HIT SONGS: #1

#1:

Birthday Cake" by Rihanna ft. Chris Brown

Year-End Position: #79

When I first reviewed this song months ago, I said I was ready to call it the worst single of 2012. Well, now that 2012's just about over, let me say that, for the record, this is the worst song of 2012. By far. I almost feel like I owe an apology to every other song on this countdown. I mean...Love You Like a Love Song? Want U Back? Red Solo Cup? At least those songs have actual hooks and discernible melodies. This... this is just a big, misshapen ball of noise that's vaguely shaped like a song.

The lyrics are so worthless (CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE) that I won't even bother dissecting them. I tried, but it was like killing a mouse with a rocket launcher. The production is by far its worst quality, though. I want to say that Rihanna sounds awful, but I can't really be sure of that, because half the time her voice is overpowered by this shrill, high pitched synth line buzzing in and out of the track like the world's loudest and most annoying bumblebee. Then again, it's not like the song would be that much better without it, because it has one of the stiffest, most monotonous and least danceable beats that I've ever heard in recent memory. Seriously, I've heard Cannibal Corpse make catchier songs than this.

Oh, and by the way, during the bridge, you get to hear Chris try to rap again. Isn't that great? I didn't think he could write anything worse than his 'Look At Me Now' verse, but, well, he beat my expectations.

Shoddy lyrics, piss poor vocals, and most of all, horrible production. It was all here, and by God, I hope I never hear a song this hideously unlistenable on Top 40 radio ever again.

Here's hoping that we get to hear better music in 2013. Happy New Year, everyone!

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Pika

Thread Title: who is more respected britney or beyonce?

Beyonce tbh.
a lot of the people at my school still think Britney is bald.

Thread Title: Amanda shades Rihanna + Rihanna responds.
In reply to: Have been saying. Their fave remains the weak bitch that was trampled all over.

At 1-N-Only21 clicking that Submit Reply button more than people who clicked the purchase link to Body Part this week. Like ch. Get some air.

Thread Title: Is Marina the prettiest pop girl?
In reply to: No. She is pretty, but...
*Picture of Jessie J*
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Marina

The arrows are going in the wrong direction, sis.

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theoyella jukebox

Thread Title: ATRL's Next TOP MEMBER Cycle 9 | Reunion Special pg.287!

Originally posted by theoyella jukebox

Hm. A hybrid Navy/Hive.

Would that make you Naive?

Thread Title: Miguel May Be Sued

[Insert generic comment]

Thread Title: iTunes Discussion Thread

If Get Lucky ends up sharing the same fate as Wide Awake on the Hot 100 I will scream.

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ethan

Thread Title: Survivor: ATRL Edition! [All Stars] | Round 4

Hi, Adam! Nice of you to come cheer on the All Stars. This show would be nothing without the fans!

Thread Title: Demi Lovato: "I Should Be More Successful"
In reply to: 1. I thought her inspiration was P!nk? I'm sure there was a thread about it.
2. She basically admits to selling out more for success.
3. She does sound quite arrogant but I suppose she's not all wrong.

Well she definitely took inspiration from P!nk in that respect.

Thread Title: ATRL Edition! [All Stars] | Round 4
In reply to: You know what I just realized?
I was called out in 12th place. That's the same spot I came in at in ATNM Cycle 8. Divide that by 2, and you get 6th which is the position I came in at in Charm School.
What kinda underground shade?

And if you subtract 12 from 12 you get how much sense that makes and how many ****s everyone gives.

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MusicLoverDude

Thread Title: Justin Timberlake VS Robin Thicke

JT. And he doesn't need to have hundreds of girls in his videos to prove it

Thread Title: Demi Lovato fans cause trouble in London

I see BlazingLovatic finally went berserk.

Thread Title: Favorite "buzz" single?

The song that describes high school girls perfectly - Stupid Hoe.

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Hugamari

Thread Title: Create A Label | RudeBoy93's Last Will and Testament

With the recent success of video game icon Jigglypuff in the music industry, having a #6 single "Release!" with her album "Haven" set for at least a Top 5 debut, it makes you wonder what ELSE could possibly be marketed as a pop-star?


Maybe someday...

This is a list of the 5 most ridiculous things that could end up being marketed as a pop star.

5. Princess Peach

"Oh, I'm on the list? Too bad I'm in another castle..."

She has the look, the voice, the star-power...hell, this might even be less ridiculous than Jigglypuff. This is also a Nintendo character, so who knows, maybe one day she actually will release an album.

4. a cash register

Look how close we are already

Why not? It makes a pretty noise every time you open it up, same with a singer every time they open their mouth. Give it a bit of auto tune, and a cute stage name. BAM! Ca$h RegiSTAR! Climbing UP the charts! Buy their debut single "Put Money In Me".

3. loose-leaf paper

"I'm gettin' paper! (cuts)"

I mean, look how exploitable it is! It's literally a blank page, record companies could make it anything they want to! How would it sing, though? Same way you can make a blade of grass whistle.

2. the internet

Have you heard their unplugged vocals? They rock!

It could produce as many different vocals as it wants to, be anything it wants to be, and probably perform better than most current pop stars!

1. a rock

Bringing back real rock n' roll!

Their stage presence! Their song writing ability! Their pure TALENT. Promote it will enough, and people might even start..."stan"ning for...a rock. Hey, don't bash me, bash modern society.

Thread Title: Confessions :/ (Blog)

So, I felt like I need to so this for a while now...but I finally got the courage to speak up about it. Here goes...

There is someone on ATRL I met through the Games section. Ever since we first started talking, we got along really well. I thought I would just have them as an ATRL friend, and nothing more...

That is, until I started checking ATRL every 5 minutes just to see if they were online. I would PM them everyday, and I would join every game they joined just so I could be closer to them. Something deep inside was telling me I was falling in love, but my mind thought it was crazy. I don't even know what they look like. They could be ANYBODY.

I figured that if I talked about it, I would feel a bit better about my situation.

And to the person who this is dedicated to: You may know who you are...but just know I do not want to do anything that would hurt you, or make you feel uncomfortable.

April 1st, 2013.

Thread Title: Crying irl (Blog)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Brb Demi'ing

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I'mARudeBoy

Thread Title: The Last Laugh

Chris Brown makes good music.

My brand is "asking questions people think are funny, but I am asking a genuine question

Are one of Kylie's eyebrows naturally higher than the other or does she always f**king raise it?

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TheSeenScene

Thread Title: A Nightmare on ATRL: 8 // Day 10: Morning - (Pg. 93)

Well I mean, of course we would think slim was a slasher. Look at ha username.

theREALslimSHADY

Thread Title: Survivor: ATRL Edition! [All Stars] | Round 4
In reply to: You know your life has gone downhill when u start waking up just in time for dinner

Mess; that's what happens when Drip forces you to guard the dumpster he works behind all night. Believe me, he's had me do it more than once.

Thread Title: Create A Label | RudeBoy93's Last Will and Testament

Be sure to buy Celine Dion's new album! It's in stores now.

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BlooRiverAnimal

Thread Title: Ke$ha Rate: The Animal Inside | 6/4

I forgot about Die Young tbh. Kii. I guess that's how the GP feels about K$ in general.

Thread Title: Miguel Was Told Not To Jump Over Crowd At BBMAs

Well, he should have just sung the song instead of trying to play leapfrog.

Thread Title: Ke$ha - "Crazy Kids"

YASS hunty, K$ betta get that second consecutive "FLOP" hew else?

[Hugamari]

My "Confessions... :\" blog is more effective if you read through the whole thing & look at the date it was uploaded

[Cupid]

Originally posted by Hugamari

My "Confessions... :\" blog is more effective if you read through the whole thing & look at the date it was uploaded

I know but you can't really submit a whole blog when the challenge was to submit a post So I just included the OP and then the punchline "April 1st"

The judges have links though, so they will get to see the whole blog, all the gifs/pictures you all posted, I just did it like this for the thread.

[DripDrip]

I laughed once.

[Matty]

Sent in my comments and I was disappointed.

Only 3/10 brought the receipts in my opinion, with one of them being the clear stand out.

[pika]

I didn't laugh at any of these jokes.

[ethan]

"*Note: I didn't include gifs or pictures because I wanted to focus mainly on the text part of your post,"

Would have liked to know that before I picked my three posts though That's a lil messed up.

My first one looks so stupid without the context...

Scene's picture but his other two

Chill Bill's 2nd one

pika, the last one though?

Too many of these were embarrassingly unfunny. I definitely feel safe. Not top spot, but safe.

[Cupid]

Originally posted by ethan

"*Note: I didn't include gifs or pictures because I wanted to focus mainly on the text part of your post,"

Would have liked to know that before I picked my three posts though That's a lil messed up.

My first one looks so stupid without the context...

Scene's picture but his other two

Chill Bill's 2nd one

pika, the last one though?

Too many of these were embarrassingly unfunny. I definitely feel safe. Not top spot, but safe.

I just meant include the pictures/gifs in this thread, the judges still saw the gifs/pictures It was just too much to type it all up because most of the threads were closed so I couldn't quote them.

[ethan]

Originally posted by Addicted

I just meant include the pictures/gifs in this thread, the judges still saw the gifs/pictures It was just too much to type it all up because most of the threads were closed so I couldn't quote them.

Oh, thank goodness