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Discussion: Corrupt a Wish
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Member Since: 5/28/2011
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Granted, but you call her endlessly and she gets you arrested for harassment.
I wish this wish was uncorruptable.
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Member Since: 10/18/2010
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Granted, but you basically wasted your wish.
I wish I knew everything!
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Member Since: 4/24/2011
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Granted, but then you suicide because you know how your friends are going to die, when, and why.
I wish Lights went to number one instead of that mess of Whistle.
Honestly, TRF.
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Member Since: 5/13/2011
Posts: 22,581
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Granted. But it goes #1 after whistle
I wish I was Dating Rihanna
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Member Since: 3/3/2012
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Granted, but she dumps you after 1 min of dating.
I wish I had a faster internet.
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
Posts: 13,978
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Granted, but remember your computer just broke.
I wish I could go to a Pink concert with front row seats, her sounding fantastic and with neither of us sick or dead.
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Member Since: 3/26/2012
Posts: 37,592
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Granted, but she falls on you during an acrobatic trick and you both get knocked out.
I wish I was rich.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
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Granted, but she only does Brooke Candy covers.
I wish it would snow here already.
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Member Since: 6/25/2010
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^It snows so much it knocks over a bunch of trees, which fall on homes and kill a few single mothers leaving many children orphaned.
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Originally posted by Penk
Granted, but remember your computer just broke.
I wish I could go to a Pink concert with front row seats, her sounding fantastic and with neither of us sick or dead.
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Everyone else in the front three rows gets sick and dies.
I wish I could be as flawless as KoreanDream.
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
Posts: 13,978
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Quote:
Originally posted by Trouble.
Granted, but she only does Brooke Candy covers.
I wish it would snow here already.
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Oh God.. I'd still stay.
Granted, but you die from frostbite and your body is never found.
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Member Since: 11/13/2009
Posts: 25,902
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Granted, but being flawless drives you into insanity because every little thing anyone else does annoys you to death.
I wish No Doubt would have a huge era and people would love them again, and they could do no wrong to lose their popularity while remaining alive, healthy, and happy. (And I'm alive to see it).
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Member Since: 10/18/2010
Posts: 29,224
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Granted, the album No Doubt by 702 has a huge era, people love them again, and 702 end up being a big hit while remaining healthy, happy, and alive.
I wish I could make dubstep music.
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Member Since: 8/31/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tylerbv
Granted, but she falls on you during an acrobatic trick and you both get knocked out.
I wish I was rich.
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Granted, but you become paraplegic and blind.
I wish I could control people's minds.
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Member Since: 10/18/2010
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Granted, until you take on too many minds, get a headache, and the people revolt against you.
Same wish as before... I wish I could make dubstep music.
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Member Since: 8/31/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nait Phoenix
Granted, until you take on too many minds, get a headache, and the people revolt against you.
Same wish as before... I wish I could make dubstep music.
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Granted, but nobody uses you.
I wish people would vote in the thread in my sig
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Member Since: 6/5/2009
Posts: 13,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nait Phoenix
Granted, until you take on too many minds, get a headache, and the people revolt against you.
Same wish as before... I wish I could make dubstep music.
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Granted - but all of your dubstep songs must and only feature Kim Kardashian without autotune
I wish that I could compete on Big Brother (US)
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Member Since: 3/3/2012
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Granted, but you flop at becoming global and can only play your music at family's parties.
I wish Crystal Castles could sell their albums here without being too expensive
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Member Since: 10/18/2010
Posts: 29,224
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Granted, but the thread ends up dead by the next day and no one pays it the time of day FOREVER!
I wish there was a definite answer to whether there is an omnipresent being watching over our Earth so there would be an end to religion bashing!
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
Posts: 13,978
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You do compete, but all the footage is lost in a fire before they can air it. You die in the fire, too.
I wish for more wishes.
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Member Since: 11/13/2009
Posts: 25,902
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penk
You do compete, but all the footage is lost in a fire before they can air it. You die in the fire, too.
I wish for more wishes.
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Granted, but none of the wishes turn out the way you would like because this thread was designed to corrupt wishes.
I wish college was not necessary to get a job.
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