Have you ever peed in the bed as a teenager/young adult?
Nope.
Has the condom ever broke?
Virgin.
Have you ever fallen in public?
YES.
Have you ever called into work or school saying someone close to you died?
Not called, but..
Have you ever spread a demoralizing rumor about someone?
I don't spread rumors, so...
Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
No...
Have you ever crossed dressed before?
I've tried on heels before.
Have you ever cheated?
On tests and in games.
Ever stolen something?
A candy bar, probably.
Oh, and one time I was with these guys who were robbing the apartment across from mine, and I took a Nike hat. I put it backby their door though and almost got arrestee.
****ed a "distant" cousin? I've realized that it's more common than I thought
Spied on someone having sex?
I've overheard someone having sex but never peaked.
Masturbated in public?
No. But I know ****** who've rubbed one out twice in one day in the school bathroom. AND got caugtht both times.
Dine and dashed (ate at a sit in restaurant and left without paying)?
That's for bum bitches.
Crushed on your friend or a family member's significant other?
Yes. I had a crush on my cousin and a guy who later became my associate.
Have you ever tried to perform oral on yourself?
...
Let's just say that I get aroused when I have headaches.
Sexted?
Negative.
Recorded yourself?
Doing what?
Do you ever talk to yourself?
Would I seem crazy if I said yes? I mean, no one understand you better than YOU.
Been in a wreck and it was your fault?
I can't even drive, so...
Been in a fight? Be honest, did you get your ass whupped?
Yes and yes.
Been in love?
Nope.