PLEASE exit to the left. I CANNOT. I can't believe someone even asked that.
i work at a burger place and people say that ALL the time. they also say **** like "i'd like a cheeseburger plain with nothing on it" like....uhm i didnt know that plain meant nothing on it...please enlighten me. and then someone came in to ****ing mcdonalds and asked me for the chick-fil-a original chicken sandwich, and then i said, this is mcdonalds mam. and they were like okay ill have a whopper then...
A dumb bitch: "Are you gay?"
Me: "Um... no, why?"
A dumb bitch: "No because I know you like Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and all this gay music..."
Me: "So, since when are music and sexuality related?"
A dumb bitch: "I was just asking..."
Similar story. I was on MSN one day, and it was showing what I was listening to, and it was by some female singer and this bitch asked if I was gay.
Girl, this one time my friend Marissa was saying she thought Canada was in Europe or some ****. And when I corrected her and called her a dumbass, she was like "OMG I'm sorry I was never good at Geometry."
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Me: Name all the continents
Friend: Africa, Europe, North AMerica, South America, Asia, India....
Me: India? Its part of Asia dumbass
Friend: No.....INdians and asians look NOTHING ALIKE
My best friend (18) told me that shes afraid to get down to the swimming pool because she doesnt want to get pregnant if any boy may *** and spread his sperm ?!?!
